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LongestHorn

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  1. The floating wrapper indicates your condom failed.
  2. Did he check the box when he thanked the Longhorn football fans for traveling to Washington DC?
  3. I tried to research the "why" to understand and make sense of these attacks. I can understand a drunk victim because he's drunk, wounded, whatever. But the mob of friends and family attacking those trying to render first aid? There was a case where a victim was struck by a train, lost both legs, and the same thing happened with the same outcome - a mob injured the paramedics who were then unable to save the victim. This makes no sense at all. Zero. What the hell am I missing?
  4. Its piss
  5. Fake news
  6. And Mackovic won back-to-back conference titles and was a solid recruiter. Then he just shit the bed in 1997.
  7. Lets not forget that if not for DKR, Texas hires Gary Barnett from Colorado, not Mack Brown.
  8. "Coach Herman, why did we have a delay of game penalty before we took our first snap?"
  9. Another round, Bob, and keep them coming...you dick eating by the bagful fucker
  10. Fuck you, fucking cancer fuck.
  11. "Greg Davis was our standard, afterall?"
  12. "Our guys are trying too hard to be perfect" is wearing really fucking thin, Coach.
  13. I thought they were going to call Sam a son-of-a-bitch.
  14. Historically speaking, Sam will turn the ball over.
  15. a penalty here will kill me where I sit.
  16. Turtles are supposed to be amphibious.
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