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LongestHorn

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  1. Best Treefiddy TV https://www.tomsguide.com/us/tcl-roku-49s405,review-4989.html
  2. Teenagers use waay too much toilet paper.
  3. On this day in 1804, Hamilton was canceled by Aaron Burr.
  4. These weren't helpless liitle girl gymnasts but rather adult college wrestling men who waited 20 years to smear me, says Gym Jordan. Mark Coleman would like a word with you, Mr. Jordan.
  5. When mine were born, we'd set them in the morning sun for 5 minutes to set their body clock. Sun on their skin activates some internal rhythm shit that helped mine stay asleep for most of the night. Pretty effective.
  6. If you know anyone who claims to have been a SEAL, send Don Shipley an email, and he will confirm it with their name. Or ask the what SEAL class they were in. If they answer with a year, they're FOS. Don Shipley is easy to find. He and his wife have a youtube business exposing Stolen Valor. If you know anyone who claims to have been US Special Forces, contact the admin at www.professionalsoldiers.com, and he'll know.
  7. Daughter is a first year couselor at JCC Camp Shalom. Pay sucks, but it's camp. Anyone familiar with the Austin Driving School on Burnet Rd in the plaza that had the old Dallas Nightclub? I'm a grad from summer '83. Back then, next door was a hot tub rental room by the hour joint. Themed rooms. see Magic Time Machine on Riverside, for example. Closed the hot tub rental place when condoms were clogging the pumps and the water contracted AIDS in 1986. Daughter tells me she wants to enroll at the same Austin driving school. The place was a dump back then. $370 for classroom and driving instruction? I dunno. I'm a cheap bastard, but I'm not going to teach her. I will be asking if they offer a legacy discount. And fuck you, you never taught a burro to drive, as they have been claiming for decades in big letters above the front door.
  8. https://www.cbsnews.com/live-news/thai-cave-rescue-operation-resumes-thailand-boys-soccer-team-2018-07-08-live-updates/
  9. "This is the most scary situation that a person could go through, said Anmar Mirza, national coordinator of the National Cave Rescue Mission. "You can't make a horror movie that would even compare... I've been involved in cave rescues for 30 years and I cannot even think of one that is this complicated." "The trust factor between the children and diver makes it -- it's probably 90 percent of what gets them out of the cave," Mirza said. Three kids and the coach are out safely. Coach was in the worst shape because he had been giving the kids his food.
  10. I'm guessing NYC? get a rope.
  11. tapered off in Hyde Park. More, please.
  12. Iran Contra took 7 years. Whitewater took 7 years. Benghazi took 3 years. Mueller is ahead of schedule, near as I can tell.
  13. I well remember a Charlotte Gregory on campus circa 1997, from the Gregory gym family.
  14. They won't suffocate because there is an airhole somewhere. They're searching for it now, hoping it may be an alternative exit. If they can get more power and pumps up there, they can walk them out. But the rains won't wait. It's terrifying.
  15. Hormel todays says spiced ham. Prior to that was shoulder of pork ham. And yes, the Monty Python skit is why we called unsolicited emails spam. themoreyoukwow.gif
  16. Trump put corrupt Pruitt in power. Honest reporting exposed him. Republicans will blame the reporters and appoint another big polluter science denier.
  17. published on this day in 1687. Laws of motion and shit.
  18. To which George replied, "You'll be back"
  19. Flightpath Coffee house getting some sweet nectar.
  20. SIAP, but these #secondcivilwarletters are strong. https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/SecondCivilWarLetters?src=hash
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