LongestHorn

It’s Go Time. It’s Showtime. It’s Joe Time.

Fat Orange Fuck needs PA. He’ll say and do anything to win there.

I tp’d his house. And I’d do it again.

Username checks out. Tribe is wrong. Pelosi would no longer be speaker because she too is up for election. Fourth in line is pro tempore of the Senate, the senior most member of the majority party, Chuck Grassley. But the majority would flip to Dems because 23 Republicans and 12 Dems are up for grabs in 2020. Dems would control Senate. Vermont Senator Leahy would be sworn in as 46th POTUS.

Retired SWAT captain Curtis Reeves is charged with second-degree murder in the death of Chad Oulson. In January 2014, the two had argued about Oulson using his inside Cobb Grove 16 theaters in Wesley Chapel during a matinee showing of "Lone Survivor." Reeves claims Oulson got mad when he told Oulson to be quiet. He says Oulson threw popcorn and a cell phone at him, putting Reeves in fear for his life, so he fired his gun. The trial is rescheduled for the 100th time to April 2021, seven years after the Florida murder. This POS has under house arrest the whole time. Victims denied justice. Fuck the police. https://www.fox13news.com/news/curtis-reeves-trial-postponed-to-april-2021-due-to-the-pandemic

Do NOT taunt, or plant in soil.

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You took them to the first FEC concert ever. And first sold out show. March 12, 1978 pic from that night

They’re the DC. Washington DC. Fuck alternating current. Be direct or go the fuck home.

I don’t say it enough these days. Fuck Liz Cheney and I’m looking forward to her fathers funeral ⚰️.

5th Group shout out

No one cares about a dead Nazi. Murderize all Nazi scum.

Is XII waiting for another P5 to postpone/cancel fall sports before they do?

2nd amendment doesn’t protect right to bear legs.

Hey guys, just wanted to give y’all my fishing report for the Colorado River at Webberville. Dam release had the water moving this morning but low visibility. Bass were hitting my wacky worm on a drop shot but spitting it before I could actually hook one. Crappie were crushing my pink and yellow lure fast retrieve all day, but again, spitting the bait before I can actually catch one. Most of my tackle is decorating the overhanging branches that provide terrific cover for the big bass that are down there along the muddy banks near stumps. Hit the limit early for spiders one one attempt to recover my tackle in a branch above the perfect bass hole. Look for structure and rocks in 4-5 ft water and you may find bass and my polarized sunglasses as well. Keep your lines tight and enjoy Father’s Day relaxing with your family in the beautiful outdoors on the water. Stranger: “Did you catch anything?” Me: “No. Did your house catch fire?” Stranger: “No” Me: “Do you want it to?”

I’m in the camp that used to sing eenie meenie miney moe until I discovered the roots of the song.

Oct 33 is a good song, but really the whole album. They’re live-streaming a show this Sunday at 7 pm courtesy of Texas Lottery.

SIAP

Of course. I wanted to feature the joke, but I recognize my fellow poster and yield my time.

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In 1989 for the series “Making Sense of the 60s”, David Hoffman interviewed a number of police chiefs to discuss 1968 riots. He just published this today, and it’s relevant.