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    RIP
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    O’Brien is such a horrible, piece of shit, garbage OC…. but compared to the current OC, Matt Patricia, who has no business calling plays for a 6 year old Pee Wee football team let alone the Patriots, means I will take Bill O Brien back as the Pats new OC in a cocaine heartbeat.
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    Does Christmas Vacation count as a blockbuster? I loved the first one but never watched the Christmas one. My wife bitches at me that I’ve never seen the Sound of Music but it doesn’t interest me so why waste my time.
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    As a Pats fan I hated the Marks Brothers but they were really good with Marino throwing to them. I don’t think having a bunch of small receivers will matter much since we have at least Sanders as the big TE target to go with all those WR’s. I mean, if we had a roster of all Tyreek Hill’s at WR we would be pretty dangerous, both on and off the field.
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    If it's a weird decision then it definitely sounds like A&M will be his choice.
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    Man I would love Hicks to choose Oregon today.
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    I am patiently waiting for the 9 more A&M commits to announce today that they are entering the portal.
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    They have an easy schedule every year. I see 7-5 (losses to Miami, Alabama, Tennessee, Ole Miss, and LSU). Question is do they lose a home game to the likes of Auburn, South Carolina and Miss State? I don't think they lose to Arkansas at Jerry World unfortunately either. Then again, if somehow they split with Arkansas, SC, Miss St, and Auburn and go 2-2 they could hit the back to back 5-7 seasons.
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    I don’t know about you guys but I’m starting to get the feeling that a lot of players don’t want to continue playing in College Station anymore. Not sure why that would be. Maybe Karma really is a bitch.
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    He is most likely gone and the whole situation sucks for everyone (him, his girlfriend, the players, fans, everyone) but I gotta say when I first heard he choked her I totally pictured him on top of her with both hands around her neck while she yelled,” it was the Dukes, it was the Dukes”. When you read the report it is him kind of behind her with a headlock on her for I believe 5 seconds and that is considered the choking. That seems like the same hold a cop would use to try and restrain someone while resisting arrest. At least he didn’t kneel on her neck, right? I have never hit my wife and like I assume all on here nobody should resort to physical violence against anyone but unless Chris or his fiancée are one of you posters none of us know what really happened in the house that night. We can speculate, guess and assume but nobody really knows.
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    I believe you are referring to transparent aluminum.
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    I would rather keep Beard and let him strangle people on the court during half time than have to watch a Barnes coached offense again.
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    Well next year they could have Anthony Hill making 20 million dollars and nobody else at LB the way those dipshits are running that program.
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    Maybe they are giving out a shit ton of scratch off tickets to each recruit with the hope that they could become a millionaire.
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    This entire album.
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    About 3-4 years ago my wife decided she wanted new couches and lounge chair for the living room and really liked some couches at Crate and Barrel. $12K later I had a 2 seat and 3 seat sofa plus a lounge chair that nobody sits in. Now she doesn’t like the color and says the dog ruined them by sitting on them. I told her the couches look fine, I like the dog so stop blaming him and for the money I spent those should last for the next 25 years.
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    It is kind of “funny” when one of the Top RB’s in the country decides to go to a team where the coach is on the hot seat, just finished a 5-7 season in year 5, doesn’t have a offensive coordinator because they just fired the last guy and a ton of current players are hitting the portal to get away from the program. It’s one thing if Owens grew up always wanting to go to A&M and that was always his dream school or something but this doesn’t seem fishy at all, right? Same will go for Hicks, Hill, etc….
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    Co- valley dictators in college, huh? Big deal. Let me know when she wins the All Valley Karate tournament and then she can start bragging.
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    Bill Murray pouring himself the vodka and Tab always killed me.
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    You are mostly right except the part about disagreeing with Biden’s policies. Most of the people that will tell you Biden is horrible have no idea what his policies are or even realize that they have been positively affected by those policies. They listen to right wing media and are told he is bad because of whatever the “reason of the month” is and they follow along like the dumb sheep that they are.
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    I just came in this thread to see if that Meerkat dude was banned yet. I see he is only at -92 if I’m reading that correctly. I’m very disappointed in all of you for not doing your part to ban him so he can come back again as some other animal and smoking device. Now pardon me while I go start a thread about defunding the fire departments around the country. I mean if you are dumb enough to to let your house catch on fire then you deserve to lose everything, right?
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    This Brady guy seems pretty clutch but I need to see him do it a few more times before I consider him really clutch.
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    Two words. Plia bility
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    Choosing to go to A&M is a big fucking red flag to me. But if he can be a lock down corner and keep his head on straight bring him to Austin.

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