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  1. I’m really glad that Ohio State, Oregon, USC, FSU, Miami, etc can finally level the playing field with that cheatin’ SEC.
  2. He already had a masters degree by December of his junior year? Man, Nigerian parents don’t fucking play.
  3. Well his users don’t know they’re being insulted
  4. A few more millions from Phil ought to do it. Time for all those 9 year olds in Vietnam to start carrying their weight and sew a few extra soccer balls.
  5. Then he’s no worse off than riding the pine at Texas for 4 years and walking away with a degree in kinesiology or whatever (which tbh in this scenario Sark tells him to take a hike at some point anyway). Look I don’t actually give a shit about the dude so I’m gonna drop it. Unless he wants to put on 70 pounds and convert to C. Then I’m intrigued.
  6. Dude if he plays his cards right, he's got a chance to exhaust his NCAA eligibility with 7 figures in his pocket. He can go to fucking community college later if he cares about a degree. I don't use or care about any social media except what's posted on Surly, so I don't understand the clowning on Owens. I guess he's been talking trash about Texas which if so, fuck him. But his arrangement makes total sense. A 3-star that has never played is not going to transfer to Georgia. But Arkansas State has offered him a very good chance to be their guy next year (their established starter just transferred to Iowa State). If he plays and isn't trash, he'll 100% be in the portal again and moving up the ladder. For Arky State's part, they get to roll the dice on a guy that was good enough to be recruited and developed by Steve Sarkisian and Texas for a couple years, which is a better class of player than they can recruit out of HS. Both sides fully understand the situation, I guarantee it.
  7. So did Sherrone Moore’s side piece just before the shit hit the fan. Maybe we’ve got a similar situation.
  8. Mendoza is such a trip. I feel like I’m watching a motivational speaker in a ballroom at a Holiday Inn.
  9. Mendoza looks like he didn’t even break a sweat
  10. DK Moore just made a straight up business decision down 41
  11. Pretty late on Friday. So are we done at OL with one random former DL from Oregon State?
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