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  1. Of course the problem is that we've ended up with these "lottery ticket" types starting on the OL this year when they in reality should never have seen the field, or at least not any time soon. It's a fine strategy if we fill in as needed with the portal and the occasional 5-star high school blue chipper. For whatever reason, we've been skipping that 2nd part of the plan, hence a major reason why we started the season #1 and are going to end up in the Whogivesashit Bowl.
  2. Same. No one will ever be able to convince me that the doc isn't just 8 hours of Jerry patting himself on the back. No interest.
  3. Just got my email saying no tickets for this draw. It's hard to overstate how much my interest in this tournament has done a 180 from where it was like 2 years ago. It may very well - and let's be honest, probably will - swing back as the actual games get closer, but as of right now, fuck FIFA and fuck this bullshit ass corporate fatcat tournament.
  4. At no point does it occur to anyone involved that you can just turn around and walk the other way and that’s that.
  5. Why on earth, if you're a bottom feeder team just playing out the season to get a draft pick, would you put yourself in a news headline associated with this dude?
  6. I've been playing around with The Athletic's playoff simulator this morning and it's worse than I thought. The gist of it is that we have to finish at least 0.5 games ahead of both Chicago and Carolina (bc both have the tiebreaker over us). Then we also need at least one of Detroit, San Francisco, Seattle, or I guess maybe Green Bay to collapse pretty thoroughly. Root for the Panthers tonight (even though we need them to lose as well, the model thinks it will be much easier for us to get ahead of them versus passing the 49ers). Finishing 8-8-1 doesn't get it done. 9-7-1 and we've got a chance, but not a great one. 10-6-1 probably gets it done.
  7. If we're talking inexplicable losses, don't overlook the Bears. They are the fraudiest 8-3 of all time. It's all tight wins over terrible teams and their point differential is -3.
  8. Jesus Christ we are so dumb we are actually playing for a 65 yard fg
  9. Cowboys trying so, so hard to lose this game
  10. Fucking fire Schottenheimer. Absolutely fucking brain dead
  11. Boys really setting it up to blow this one in spectacular fashion
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