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tokamak

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Everything posted by tokamak

  1. I dunno. Everyone here lines up to praise Texas for being ruthless with these decisions but that works both ways. Wisner's not much of an NFL prospect so I can understand his desire to maximize his earnings from college. It's too bad that's not at Texas, but this is the way the world works now.
  2. What the fuck is “woke reichism”?
  3. This worked, thanks
  4. I don’t see the banner with links to all forums like other people seem to have. What am I doing wrong?
  5. tokamak replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Bobby spouting off about the $1mm figure publicly without any context at all is kind of a bitch move, IMO. Just say the sides were pretty far apart and decided to go their separate ways and that’s that. Sometimes it really seems like Bobby takes some of this shit too personally.
  6. Detroit kinda sucks. If they’re a playoff team, what are we even doing here?
  7. I wouldn’t complain about seeing the vat of beans dumped on her. You know, for science or whatever.
  8. Under whose microscope? She did exactly what her boss hired her to do.
  9. good game @Doc Sam Beckett. Damn near gave me a heart attack.
  10. Fucking Christ. 5 fucking touchdowns
  11. About 15 points as I type with 12:40 left to go. Another TD each from Purdy and Taylor along with the associated yards probably gets it done. I’m petty fucking nervous.
  12. I hate sitting in the clubhouse and being chased. The Indy D is out there looking like the Cowboys tonight, just softer than baby shit.
  13. I’m about to get fucked by Brock Fucking Purdy having the game of his life. Fantasy football is so dumb.
  14. I bet that the taxpayers will be getting a real sweet deal on this one
  15. Let’s not start throwing stones about $9.95ers hyping up guys that turn out to suck.
  16. Baby Scott seems like a likable enough guy but it’s impossible to say anything definitive about him as a coach because he’s just a patsy. A company man. He wasn’t hired to win football games or implement culture or anything like that, he was hired because he makes Jerry feel comfortable. It’s not possible for him and he probably has no desire anyway to step outside of the parameters that have been set for him.
  17. Yeah if I’m Oregon there’s no way my starters are getting off the bench in the 2nd half
  18. JMU just running clock basically…in the 2nd quarter
  19. Congrats to JMU for a nice season but these games are stupid
  20. No, not really These things can change though. I could see them putting it on in Austin and/or the Metroplex
  21. Big "so-and-so is the coach of our football team and has my full confidence" energy
  22. Watched some clips of this past weekend and I liked the Uber Eats recap and sensitive strippers (although I'm sure that joke has been done 100 times before). The red haired dude has been a good addition. Not sure why they didn't just hire the rest of the PDD guys as well. And I try really hard not to be a hater, but yeah Wickline just staring at the cue cards in every skit drives me nuts. Can't someone just...tell her not to do that? Stop putting her in sketches until she figures it out?
  23. Maybe Trump has only ever seen North?
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