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- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
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NFL Fans going goon not going away
lol at the dude in the orange shirt on the far left of the video at the very beginning. “Fuck this im just trying to go eat these nachos” do people not tie their shoes anymore? Where’s the frat kid’s bros? Theyre just gonna let him get jumped like that?
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Shohei Ohtani
Essentially Ohtani and 8 random Surly posters could've beaten the Brewers last night. He's so insane. We're really privileged to be watching the guy.
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Will UT Bend the Knee?
Emailed this morning to say Mrs. tokamak and I will never donate another cent if UT signs. I'm sure they don't give a fuck, but it's all we can do.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
At the start of this cycle we were all like "which OL are we going to have to turn away??? would we take 7???"
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USMNT 2025 - Easy English, hard ones Spanish
Both Gregggg and Poch seem to really like Roldan as a glue guy on the team. By all accounts, he's a mature leader and team-first type guy. I don't expect that he'll be playing much, if any. It doesn't bother me. I could definitely see Cardoso on the roster if he's healthy and in form next summer. I don't see what LDLT brings, though. The Athletic (there's a whole writeup on that roster that I didn't post) mentions Zimmerman as a guy that they could put in for the final minutes if protecting a lead and wanting to bunker. Pepi just cannot seem to stay healthy. It sucks, but it is what it is at this point. LDLT, Cardoso, McGlynn are all listed as "in consideration" by The Athletic (along with several others including Scally, CCV, Berhalter, Reyna, and Sargent). Personally, I'm the leader of the Surly Yunus Musah Fan Club, but I'm not seeing it at the moment. Seems like he has a lot of work to do. Looks like Atalanta has just been using him as a late game sub.
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USMNT 2025 - Easy English, hard ones Spanish
The Athletic put out a 26-man prediction this morning. Freese, Turner, Schulte Richards, Ream, McKenzie, M Robinson, Zimmerman A Robinson, Dest, Arfsten, Freeman Adams, McKennie, Musah, Tessman, Roldan Pulisic, Tillman, Weah, Luna, B Aaronson Balogun, Wright, Pepi, Agyemang
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What impact will Trump have on the 2026 World Cup?
Trump doesn't have authority to do shit, but he's correct about one thing which is that his bitch Infantino will do whatever Trump tells him to. Here's FIFA's official statement on the latest Trump threats: Definitely leaving themselves some space. "[T]he government's responsibility to decide"? "We hope..."? They know what's up.
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The Running Man (2025)
That trailer looks a lot better/more fun than the first one.
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2026 World Cup in North America: Step 1 - the host cities
Just got my official no dice email for the Visa presale. General presale lottery starts October 27.
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USMNT 2025 - Easy English, hard ones Spanish
What'd the first half look like? I missed it. Not as sharp as against Ecuador?
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Your top 5 favorite country music voices
My dad was a big Texas/outlaw/alt country/Americana guy. Naturally, being a kid, I thought whatever dad listened to was wack as hell and refused to engage with any of it. But I do remember seeing and hearing Junior Brown with that deep-ass voice, shredding his funky double guitar, and the sides of his hat folded up like that and privately thinking to myself, "damn that guy is cool as shit".
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CFP-RSVP Prices
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My Red River Rivalry Experience 2025
Reading the Florida one of these was like watching Uncut Gems. This one significantly less so. Fuck OU.
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Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
Considering the amount of boobs he posts in IPIHB, putt draws a lot of water on this website. You don't draw shit, Carton.
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2025 Self Gratifying Fantasy Football thread
4 carries, 6 yards 18 carries, 124 yards 6 carries, 14 yards Guess which one of the three I chose to drop????? There was even a report this morning that Haskins would be the lead guy, so I ended up starting him lol. I hate this stupid ass fucking game so much.
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Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
Perfect culture fit
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Gator vs. Texas A&M
So did all the Florida D linemen that skull fucked our O last week get injured in practice this week or what?
- Texas vs. ou - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. ou - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. ou - 2:30pm on ABC
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Texas vs. ou - 2:30pm on ABC
- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Christ Almighty not getting a couple warm bodied upperclassmen OL was such a colossal fuck up.- Texas vs. ou - 2:30pm on ABC
- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
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