Everything posted by tokamak
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Pederson and Jung, murderers' row
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Based on having ears.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Saying that Taylor is better than The Who is objectively incorrect, but hey, it takes all stripes I guess. That said, Taylor is great. One billion times more talented than all the knock off versions like Sabrina Carpenter and Chappell Roan. Exception to #2 is Olivia Rodrigo. She fucks. I fuck with Huntr/x heavily right now and I don’t care who knows it. That shit goes. Yes, I do have pre-teen daughters, how did you know? My dudes, it gets so, so much worse than Taytay and Huntr/x. Be thankful for the wins when you get them. God damn it we really need some news and/or the season. I hate you all and this thread. And myself. Picture attached below to add something of value to the thread.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Chatman?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
"Brandon Baker...can be pretty good this year" What gives? This Kool-Aid tastes like shit.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Agreed. Good thing we have the best starting pitcher of his generation on the mound today.- Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I’m way more inclined to believe Parsons’s side of the story here and obviously fuck Jerry, etc. But also why the fuck would a player ever talk contracts with a team without his agent present? That’s literally why you have an agent. “Talk to my agent”….that’s it, those are the only words that should come out of your mouth.- Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Narrator: “it was to be a Luka type return”- Flaco Gone.
RIP. This joint here will never, ever not hit just right.- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
I’m so ready for this pop out- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Pretty cool that a team giving playing time to Joc Pederson and Rowdy Tellez didn’t think it was worth their time to trade for a bat.- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Kelly, Couloumbe, Maton are good pickups. Gonna try to win every game 1-0 I guess.- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Coulombe has been lights out the last 3 years (albeit in limited innings last year). Good pick up (as long as the return is reasonable).- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
I have no idea what GVTC.com is nor do I care to find out, but going there and getting your “free WiFi score” 100% gives you a computer virus, doesn’t it? Would smash the “tech ace” redhead, though.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I had already forgotten that Lavon Johnson was even on our team. Any Gaskamp candidates this year? That seems like a thing of the past. If Hutson has a really good year does that count?- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I returned something to Target the other day and I’ve gotten 3 emails so far asking me to take a survey on the return process. Anyone that wants me to take a survey (and that seems to be just about every business I interact with) can 100% get fucked.- Blue Moon: Linklater, Hawke, Qualley, Andrew Scott
About Lorenz Hart (of Rodgers & Hart Broadway fame). Getting great early buzz. Kinda gives me a Woody Allen film vibe.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I should've been a high-profile DL recruit.- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Playing like ass and getting swept by the Angels is probably not a good sign for our playoff hopes.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Shimmy Shimmy Ya came on my Spotify last night. That beat goes so fucking hard.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Every $9.95er update since like April has been essentially “every single player on the team looks like an All-American”. Yet I don’t remember a single blurb about Baker. Now we’ve got chatter that a true freshman could win that job. They’re clearly not satisfied with the guy.- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Read that they used a piece of his intestine to create a pseudo bladder. Dunno if that's SOP or what.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I like the cut of your jib. But Moore has to like REALLY shit the bed to get canned, right? I think the way they finished last year bought him some goodwill.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Oregon and Michigan being the other two finalists doesn’t indicate that we’re going to be able to come back at the 11th hour and moneywhip Benjamin if we want to. Those two don’t have much of a problem matching or exceeding whatever we can do. FWIW, I have the same concern about Malakai Lee. I’m glad we decided we want Kreul. If he grows a little bit then you’ve really got something. If not then he can transfer to Temple and terrorize the AAC. Also, maybe y’all could shut the fuck up with the movie horseshit for 5 seconds while we have a little nugget to discuss? - Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
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