Everything posted by tokamak
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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
Fucking hell. What a creep.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Nah, 18/32 are SEC so they're celebrating.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Doesn’t quite look as good in this outfit though: To keep this a little on topic, I assume that guys reclassifying will become a bigger thing with NIL as it is. Anyone ever seen any data on how those guys tend to do? My guess is that for every Ryan Williams, there’s several guys who aren’t actually ready for college at 17 and need a year or two to get bigger/stronger.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Yesterday morning Bobby reported that Kanu was "on his way to Georgia" for a visit. CTJ said that Georgia mods expected him to spend multiple nights there. Then he commits to us this morning. Did he literally commit to us while on a tour of Georgia's facilities? "Hold up Coach Smart, gotta send a text real fast. OK, you were saying?"
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Site improvements
The surlyx thing is 150 fucking million times better than Twitter embeds. Mainly because I can actually see them at work versus Twitter, which is blocked. The recruiting threads make sense now. Thanks @immamac, great feature.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
What do y’all see as the ideal 5 or 6 man OL class? Turntine and Ojo seems pretty easy but how do you fill it out from there?
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
I mean, shit, he can coach football.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I just watched Ojo's tape, now that we have a Fong bomb. Prototypical size/body for a tackle, moves great, and he's a nasty motherfucker. His feet and balance are kind of a mess, but I assume that can be cleaned up. I know I'm not splitting the atom here, but he's a take all day. I rate him a 4-star+^* on the tokamak scale (^* is equal to half a +).
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Site improvements
Tried it here and it didn't work, what am I doing wrong?
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Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I don't get the guard talk for Turntine at all. In my mind, the prototypical guard is a big beefy mauler. People are thinking Turntine is a guy that's going to get in a phone booth with 340 lb SEC DTs? The book on him is that he's a tactician. That and his body type scream LT to me. You'd just like for him to be like 3 inches taller, ideally. I don't put a lot of stock in what Ojo says the staff told him or implied to him. I'm sure that we've pointed out to him plenty that we once took two high level tackle prospects in the same class and both of those guys are about to get drafted in the 1st round.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I, too, fancy myself something of a boobie feaster.- Hip-hop / Rap that you're listening to
Yeah my assessment after listening to it was that it's fine, but hardly essential to his discography. Fully agree about him as an artist. I didn't really get into him until after his death. He was really putting out some great stuff late in his life. Supposedly there's a ton of recorded shit in the vault that'll be released eventually.- AFC Championship Game: Bills at Chiefs
Lamest possible SB matchup. My interest is nonexistent.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
No commits yet?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Anyone hear anything about the vibe?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Sweet. Screenshots or this feature are huge for me because Twitter is blocked by my work. Which, let's be honest here, that's where a lot of my browsing happens.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Pretty obvious that the serious candidates noped the fuck out after talking with Jerry and Stephen so they were just like fuck it, this guy is fine.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
"AI" is so fucking worthless- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I had the same thought. He's not an exceptionally large dude.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Seems kinda rude- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
I have zero expectations for this coaching hire. Less than zero, in fact. My interest in the Cowboys is at an all time low point in my entire life thus far. Yet somehow, against all odds, Jerry has achieved the impossible and still managed to underwhelm me with this Schottenheimer business. It simply can't possibly be real. My brain cannot comprehend it. The only thing that makes any goddamn sense whatsoever is that it's a smokescreen for hiring Kellen Moore.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Just took a quick glance, but it looks like the highest paid NFL WRs top out at about 11-12% of the total salary cap. So 16.7% of what is certainly a top 2 or 3 NIL budget in the entire sport is too much. Gotta be just a negotiating figure from Smith's camp. - Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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