Everything posted by tokamak
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Bombogenesis sounds like a faux-Jamaican British pop reggae outfit from the late 80s that you’re embarrassed to say you listened to but lowkey had some real bangers.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
I'm numb. Who even gives a fuck anymore? Let's take this circus up to 11.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
These rankings updates that are coming out have got me thinking about our OL class. Brooks seems like the highest ranked across the services, but he's not particularly high. I know rankings are rankings, and we're still after Fasusi, but the difference with other position groups caught my attention. Everyone feeling good about the OL class?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Would be great if we could convince Golden to stay. He would basically be a portal guy again this year, for all intents and purposes.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
This. Everything is always someone else's fault with him, and his effort is often total garbage.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Don’t care, got paid
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Joe Mixon hits women
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
I’m sick of Ceedee Lamb
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
This is gonna get ugly
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Clown organization through and through
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Everybody buckle up for 3 to 5 years of a steady stream of this.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Does grinding on recruits count?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Russell's stats this season are fucking absurd. 308 YPG, 45/0 TD/INT ratio.
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Connor Williams
Very strange. Hope everything’s ok with him.
- 2024 Heisman Trophy Race
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Yeah. He's a great athlete of course and a very violent hitter, but will need work on traditional linebacker-y things. Read and react without hesitation, etc. Also has kind of an unusual frame for an LB. He's very long and lean - in fact, my very first thought when I put on the tape was that he looks like a WDE.
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Annual Russell Gaskamp Award Nomination & Discussion Thread
Davis does a bunch of stuff for our offense that doesn't show up in the box score, most of it pretty nasty work. Given his perseverance and all he's been through to get to this point, I think he's a worthy winner.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
That CB seems like a dude. I'm less sold on the LB right now.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
I kinda love the idea that the architect couldn’t be bothered to rotate the plans for the stadium 90 degrees, because fuck it, he got his money so who cares? It’s a perfect microcosm for the Cowboys as an organization.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Exactly. There’s no hope in tearing it down to the ground because we’re stuck with the front office that just traded a meaningful pick for the worst team in the league’s 4th string WR.
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2024 Houston Texans Season Thread
lol dafuq is this game
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
“Going to”?
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Tell me about ou
I hope they keep Venables forever
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2024 Random Games thread
Damn watching him walk off like that was rough. No joking around, he didn’t look like he had any idea what planet he was on.
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2024 Random Games thread
100% targeting on the replay Burks did the Tua hand shit, too. Big time concussion.