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Walser

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  1. Hole shit I think this was the opening lol pic on one of the former sites.
  2. Known SW for over 25 years and have had a few auto transactions with him. Once you see his full name you know why he goes by SW. His nickname is "Squattie" btw. Height, not race. English is solid. But we figured his penchant for brown M&M's was due to his Ceylon heritage. One of the stories we heard about him back in the nineties, taking place in the early eighties: when he was a teenager one night he snuck out and borrowed his father's Ferrari. Got clocked at 150+ on I-35. The police didn't bother to give chase and instead went directly to his house as his father's exotic car dealership was famous in town. When the police arrived the car hood was still warm. /CSB
  3. Oh I know. She bought at the worst time too. She's quite embarrassed about it. Should get Tesla to replace the two vinyl pieces. They offer a free wrap now with all new Cyberbeasts. They should consider it part of doing business if you are going to sell progeny of Delorean/Aztek hate-fucking.
  4. Just checking in to report my sister had her cyberbeast vandalized. Spray painted "Nazi Fuck" on the side. she lives in downtown Austin and it is SXSW. She's only had it for six months and has so much buyer's remorse. Hopefully will have some pics (of the swasticar) later.
  5. "Mexico and Canada...have you heard of them?"
  6. The faux "christianity" has done more to drive God's children away from the church than any 80's metal band or video game. Kids with brains want nothing to do with the cult.
  7. CSB v 2.0: Following 9/11 I was dating a girl who was often on work trips to Tel Aviv. Went through Ben Gurion many times. I found it funny at first they did NOT ask you to take off your shoes, though they did poke through all your bags. I felt like they just profiled the shit out of you and knew who was a danger and who was not. One time some bawdy American would not stop trying to flirt with the 19 yo Israeli doing her 2 years I assume. It was bad and she got annoyed. They pulled him out of line and into a back room and the crowd applauded. I hope they did a cavity search. They opened my small travel bag and then waved me through.
  8. If anything it's getting worse. I'm constantly correcting the auto-correct. Now get off my lawn.
  9. Bear stink and rotting whale head goo stank is hard to get out.
  10. How to accomplish this? I imagine families will also be reticent to go to the Central Texas Food Bank. I wish I knew Spanish.
  11. Lol I don't know what I was expecting here. So far I have resisted telling her I fucking told you so. Funny, it has a light pink wrap and she has complained that people ask her if she is in an MLM.
  12. So...one of my sisters had a bit of a mid-life crisis several months ago and bought a Cyberbeast. She is having a lot of buyer's remorse. Anyone know the best way to unload one of these things?
  13. Mini-me next to her is just Stephen Miller with a wig right?
  14. The guy on the left was nailing Vayntrub in Silicon Valley.
  15. Dude, you completely missed my assertion from the beginning. Stahp. Blocked.
  16. Jesus you are dull blade. I was responding to your evaluation of the Clinton/Lewenski situation.
  17. Hmmm, OK. I will think about it. I can see your point. My jerk reaction is I just don't know that it would be legally binding. I don't know if we are there yet. But I could be wrong. Ever happen to you? Has to me.
  18. Was it a sexual assault? Certainly his lying about the sexual relationship was impeachable, but let's not add more BS.
  19. They are OR scrubs.
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