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Walser

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  1. As a kid we used to wait outside the Astrodome near the team parking lot to try to get autographs. One Sunday after a noon game we were cajoling Yogi but he said he had to get home before his bedtime. /csb
  2. Yeah, there is no taking it back. I understand the feels and I feel the same sometimes. I like 956 and really appreciate a LOT of his posts.
  3. I'm really hoping that was sarcastic. I have many guns. They sit in a safe that is bolted to the foundation a vast majority of the time. I also carry. You could literally have a dude walk brazenly into my house, grab a TV and walk out while I am fingering my 12 gauge. I wouldn't shoot him. Because a $1k TV is not worth the cost of retaining representation. $10k or $15k for a no bill I imagine. Am I angry? Sure. But it's just stuff.
  4. Username does not check out
  5. I might have done a few poorly thought out reactions as a teenager. Dammit I love this reply. I would not do that now. I would be annoyed, but it's just a car.
  6. Back during the Jarrell tornado catastrophe I was a student at UT and lived off Far West. I very intentionally got a covered parking space for my Jeep as I had a close call the year before where I had to go throw comforters over it. I came home from class and there was a Mercedes parked in my reserved spot. Your off-the-shelf Home Depot extension cord is quite durable. I wrapped around the back axle and pulled that fucker into the street. Not thinking ahead that also meant I had to watch my Jeep from a window until the guy came out and drove off.
  7. Impulsively I am not even mad. But of course that is a ridiculous overreaction. I was playing poker with some buds (not trans) and after the draft I switched over to CNN. They were doing a story on the leaker Teixiera, showing pics of his bedroom and some "guns" on his bed. "High capacity AK-47 style rifle pictured here." They were all airsoft guns. I have no idea how dangerous those things are but that was egregious misreporting. Come on MSM you gotta do better. I don't know how many guns he really owned. He obviously had a fetish. But get it right.
  8. The thing I am most disappointed in is that I voted Republican the first half of my life. I remember accompanying my mother to a voting center and they had fake (duh) voting booths for the kids to pull levers while their parents did the real deciding of the direction of our nation. I voted for Reagan about five times more than Carter. Biden is fine and I trust Kamala if he is not.
  9. I'm headed to London then the 24 hours of Le Mans in June. It's not going to be good if I run across orcs and I've had some drinks. So it's going to be bad. Jeremy Renner lookin swole
  10. I hear you. Growing up as a conservative I-won-the-lottery-when-I-was-born WASP, the mental gymnastics to justify my ingrained positions was exhausting. After awhile you stop trying. You just dig in your heels. While I get the anger (and I certainly have a healthy dose of it) it so liberating to see how fucking obviously Marjorie-esque most these people and their positions are. I feel liberated a bit TBH. Also as growing up as a Reagan Republican (well I was not even a teenager yet but still it was formative years) I noticed how much more humorous the "leftists" were. Why was that? Well because the jokes are easy and write themselves. It was another iteration of Don't Look up, The Emperor has No Clothes, etc. These idoits are transparent. Anyway dude just take an Ambien and watch a comedy. This sim is powering down soon...
  11. I thought she was trying to appeal to a more right-wing base? I could be wrong.
  12. Loved playing CoD and other games ten years ago. Even while being called names over the mic by a homophobic racist 7 year old. I'm too slow to compete any more.
  13. This is up there with the funniest things I have ever seen.
  14. I think he was/is an aggie forum contributor that creepily followed a young recruit into the bathroom to try and get an interview. But I could be confusing weirdo aggies.
  15. You fucking guys. My girlfriend looks at me funny this morning while I am cackling at some stupid shit I read here. I have several sites I visit so I don't have to start work. And I enjoy Merlot, sue me. Never change.
  16. Redundant user name blah blah blah
  17. Haha, no. My quite a bit younger ne'er do well sister is currently occupying my front guest bedroom. She is about a month away from leaving to go to Houston and finish up a nursing degree.
  18. This made me chuckle under my breath this morning. My sister and I got into a bit of a fight yesterday because she thought my recently adopted dobie had run off with one of her yeezys to chew up. (he hadn't) I told her she could find it next to my Hitler Youth knife. She didn't reply back. I found the shoes in the trash this morning.
  19. Anybody have any insight on the 101 Poker room in Katy? I gotta spend a weekend there soon. I have a pretty good idea what to expect but would appreciate any input.
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