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Walser

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  1. CSB v 2.0: Following 9/11 I was dating a girl who was often on work trips to Tel Aviv. Went through Ben Gurion many times. I found it funny at first they did NOT ask you to take off your shoes, though they did poke through all your bags. I felt like they just profiled the shit out of you and knew who was a danger and who was not. One time some bawdy American would not stop trying to flirt with the 19 yo Israeli doing her 2 years I assume. It was bad and she got annoyed. They pulled him out of line and into a back room and the crowd applauded. I hope they did a cavity search. They opened my small travel bag and then waved me through.
  2. If anything it's getting worse. I'm constantly correcting the auto-correct. Now get off my lawn.
  3. Bear stink and rotting whale head goo stank is hard to get out.
  4. How to accomplish this? I imagine families will also be reticent to go to the Central Texas Food Bank. I wish I knew Spanish.
  5. Lol I don't know what I was expecting here. So far I have resisted telling her I fucking told you so. Funny, it has a light pink wrap and she has complained that people ask her if she is in an MLM.
  6. So...one of my sisters had a bit of a mid-life crisis several months ago and bought a Cyberbeast. She is having a lot of buyer's remorse. Anyone know the best way to unload one of these things?
  7. Mini-me next to her is just Stephen Miller with a wig right?
  8. The guy on the left was nailing Vayntrub in Silicon Valley.
  9. Dude, you completely missed my assertion from the beginning. Stahp. Blocked.
  10. Jesus you are dull blade. I was responding to your evaluation of the Clinton/Lewenski situation.
  11. Hmmm, OK. I will think about it. I can see your point. My jerk reaction is I just don't know that it would be legally binding. I don't know if we are there yet. But I could be wrong. Ever happen to you? Has to me.
  12. Was it a sexual assault? Certainly his lying about the sexual relationship was impeachable, but let's not add more BS.
  13. They are OR scrubs.
  14. doesn't not wile mind-bottling
  15. Still dead? Cool.
  16. I'll fucking cut you
  17. It's full of stars
  18. You could have just mentioned you are right-handed Quagmire
  19. I had a close friend staying at the Royal Sonesta. They had already gone in and are fine. She says her youngest daughter is pretty shook up. Blue flag thingies on the right is the Royal Sonesta.
  20. Y'all cheering for Walmart Aggie need to find Jesus.
  21. https://www.cnn.com/2015/02/03/us/detroit-man-walks-21-miles-for-daily-commute/index.html
  22. Put my first user on ignore. It's not the political leaning that I have a problem with. It's that the posts are supposed to be humorous.
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