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Horn Dogg

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  1. Shit, how do we pawn this guy off on aggy? Need to get him the fuck out of Austin!
  2. Happy Valentine’s Day bitches!
  3. You work for Chevron?
  4. Yeah, fuck those outdated looking plastic shit buckets. Worst cars on the road!
  5. I’m sure the FBI could sit around for years and fuck with Trump’s head if they wanted to.
  6. So is he trying to become the dictator or the world?
  7. imma is MAGA? I thought I’ve always seen him sport anti-Trump stuff with the rest of us. I guess I don’t give a shit unless he drives a Tesla.
  8. Hopefully they won’t vandalize yours! I don't necessarily want people’s shit to get fucked up, but I really hope people quit buying Teslas. I can’t stand them, the headlights are too bright and most people who drive them can’t handle the power worth a shit. When I’m out in my hot rod, Teslas try to race me all the time. It’s all fun and games until we hit the first curve, then they damn near run off the road and I get the LOL from my rear view mirror.
  9. I think Card would have been pretty fucking good in our offense this year.
  10. Hopefully people will start vandalizing Teslas and treating people who drove them like shit. Make the stigma so bad nobody will buy them anymore and put some financial hurt on Elmo
  11. That has a mackbrowntexasfootball vibe to it
  12. Maybe Tonya Harding was the mastermind.
  13. You must get all that pussy because you have close to 30K rep on Surly. Chicks dig rep.
  14. Mitch is not good at picking the best times to vote the right way.
  15. I didn’t ask about her political beliefs, she threw them at me and I decided to be a dickhead because the Republican laws encourage me to. Fuck the people I was trying to protect with my vote that didn’t want to help themselves.
  16. We have a lot of outright idiots in America, the current situation is hard proof.
  17. I have an example of a special rule I used yesterday. I have some rental properties and I have a tenant that had trouble keeping current on her rent for a while. When I was considering whether to evict her at the end of this month, she went on a tirade about how it’s Biden’s fault she can’t pay her rent because he spent all the money that’s rightfully hers on supporting “illegals and gays.” She then said she voted for Trump because somehow he’s going to fix all of her problems. That tipped the scales for my decision, she’s now got 3 days until she’s out on her ass. In the past, my conscience would not have allowed me to be this harsh, but I’ve had it with these morons. Different rules in my world now…..I’ll just call it the dumbass tax. I’ll add - it’s a good thing this property is in a “red” state where the laws allow me to be such an asshole landlord. If this property was in California, she would have a lot more protection under the law to stay in place.
  18. The first squabble? https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/01/22/tech/elon-musk-trump-stargate-openai
  19. Always throw deep on first down.
  20. Luckily they won’t have to worry about that
  21. He just needs a little time to shake them down for bribes.
  22. I’m ready for Trump to take his fat ass to the golf course and do nothing for 4 years. That part probably starts on Friday.
  23. Time to go dismantle another defending national champion in their house!
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