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Horn Dogg

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Everything posted by Horn Dogg

  1. They have been programmed by the church to believe that their purpose is to wash dishes and suck a mean dick. You know, the whole umbrella thing.
  2. Just dropping by to say fuck OU for all of 2025 and beyond.
  3. He won’t have any impact on the field. He’s too fucking fat to make it down the stairs.
  4. Quinn is all good in my book. He did more to help Texas win games than I ever did. Wishing him best of luck at the next level!
  5. Shit, how do we pawn this guy off on aggy? Need to get him the fuck out of Austin!
  6. Happy Valentine’s Day bitches!
  7. You work for Chevron?
  8. Yeah, fuck those outdated looking plastic shit buckets. Worst cars on the road!
  9. I’m sure the FBI could sit around for years and fuck with Trump’s head if they wanted to.
  10. So is he trying to become the dictator or the world?
  11. imma is MAGA? I thought I’ve always seen him sport anti-Trump stuff with the rest of us. I guess I don’t give a shit unless he drives a Tesla.
  12. Hopefully they won’t vandalize yours! I don't necessarily want people’s shit to get fucked up, but I really hope people quit buying Teslas. I can’t stand them, the headlights are too bright and most people who drive them can’t handle the power worth a shit. When I’m out in my hot rod, Teslas try to race me all the time. It’s all fun and games until we hit the first curve, then they damn near run off the road and I get the LOL from my rear view mirror.
  13. Horn Dogg replied to Neonmoon's topic in Football
    I think Card would have been pretty fucking good in our offense this year.
  14. Hopefully people will start vandalizing Teslas and treating people who drove them like shit. Make the stigma so bad nobody will buy them anymore and put some financial hurt on Elmo
  15. That has a mackbrowntexasfootball vibe to it
  16. Maybe Tonya Harding was the mastermind.
  17. You must get all that pussy because you have close to 30K rep on Surly. Chicks dig rep.
  18. Mitch is not good at picking the best times to vote the right way.
  19. I didn’t ask about her political beliefs, she threw them at me and I decided to be a dickhead because the Republican laws encourage me to. Fuck the people I was trying to protect with my vote that didn’t want to help themselves.
  20. We have a lot of outright idiots in America, the current situation is hard proof.
  21. I have an example of a special rule I used yesterday. I have some rental properties and I have a tenant that had trouble keeping current on her rent for a while. When I was considering whether to evict her at the end of this month, she went on a tirade about how it’s Biden’s fault she can’t pay her rent because he spent all the money that’s rightfully hers on supporting “illegals and gays.” She then said she voted for Trump because somehow he’s going to fix all of her problems. That tipped the scales for my decision, she’s now got 3 days until she’s out on her ass. In the past, my conscience would not have allowed me to be this harsh, but I’ve had it with these morons. Different rules in my world now…..I’ll just call it the dumbass tax. I’ll add - it’s a good thing this property is in a “red” state where the laws allow me to be such an asshole landlord. If this property was in California, she would have a lot more protection under the law to stay in place.
  22. The first squabble? https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/01/22/tech/elon-musk-trump-stargate-openai
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