Everything posted by Horn Dogg
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Hudson Card
I think Card would have been pretty fucking good in our offense this year.
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The coup thread. Fuck the traitors to the Constitution.
Hopefully people will start vandalizing Teslas and treating people who drove them like shit. Make the stigma so bad nobody will buy them anymore and put some financial hurt on Elmo
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Trump’s America
That has a mackbrowntexasfootball vibe to it
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American Airlines flight 5342 (CRJ) collides with Army UH-60 at DCA.
Maybe Tonya Harding was the mastermind.
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Trump’s America
You must get all that pussy because you have close to 30K rep on Surly. Chicks dig rep.
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Trump’s America
Mitch is not good at picking the best times to vote the right way.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I didn’t ask about her political beliefs, she threw them at me and I decided to be a dickhead because the Republican laws encourage me to. Fuck the people I was trying to protect with my vote that didn’t want to help themselves.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
We have a lot of outright idiots in America, the current situation is hard proof.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I have an example of a special rule I used yesterday. I have some rental properties and I have a tenant that had trouble keeping current on her rent for a while. When I was considering whether to evict her at the end of this month, she went on a tirade about how it’s Biden’s fault she can’t pay her rent because he spent all the money that’s rightfully hers on supporting “illegals and gays.” She then said she voted for Trump because somehow he’s going to fix all of her problems. That tipped the scales for my decision, she’s now got 3 days until she’s out on her ass. In the past, my conscience would not have allowed me to be this harsh, but I’ve had it with these morons. Different rules in my world now…..I’ll just call it the dumbass tax. I’ll add - it’s a good thing this property is in a “red” state where the laws allow me to be such an asshole landlord. If this property was in California, she would have a lot more protection under the law to stay in place.
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Elonia Trump - how does this all play out?
The first squabble? https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/01/22/tech/elon-musk-trump-stargate-openai
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the first 15 scripted plays how does this work?
Always throw deep on first down.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Luckily they won’t have to worry about that
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Trump’s America
He just needs a little time to shake them down for bribes.
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Trump’s America
I’m ready for Trump to take his fat ass to the golf course and do nothing for 4 years. That part probably starts on Friday.
- 2025 CFP National Championship - Ohio State vs. Notre Dame
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Is that the Gap kid from Tech?
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CFP 2024-2025 National Championship Final
They need to ditch the conference championship games and start the playoffs earlier. This shit tonight is being drowned out by the NFL playoffs.
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Trump’s America
He would call himself a jigaboo ass nigga
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Trump’s America
Snoop’s best days have passed. Even Martha Stewart is more “gangsta” than him because at least she actually went to prison. What the hell is a “jigaboo ass nigga” anyways?
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Trump’s America
Get used to being let down you dumb mothefuckers!
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Thank you Bert
I’ll bet he took her home and hit it
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
This is the most sensible take I’ve read in a while. Not sure what Quinn is going to do when he plays that Rams defense that got after Darnold last night, but that’s not our problem.
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2024 Texas defense - Pipe Swingin Mother Fuckers
Pay PK!!
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Golden
If Skip went away it wouldn’t be a huge loss for anyone.
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Thank you Quinn
Shit we trotted out Casey Thompson. At least Tyrone is cool.