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Horn Dogg

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  1. Other teams tend to not do the horns down if we are beating the shit out of them. That’s the way you solve the problem if you don’t like it!
  2. You don’t have to be smart to be strong
  3. He didn’t want to have to wait 2-3 more years to be old enough to crack DeBoers roster.
  4. aggy has a losing tradition
  5. He can get at least 3-4 more years if he goes the Casey Thompson route
  6. I own 23 rental properties in Texas and live out of state. I’ve been at this for about 15 years. I have a professional management company that charges 8% of the rent, 50% of a month to place a tenant. I feel like they pay for themselves in increased rent alone (over what I would get not having the marketing tools they have). The comments above about cheaper repairs are spot on. They also have in-house services that can handle things like evictions, dead tenants, etc for you. On top of that, they do your cash flow accounting work for you. Management fees are deductible business expenses. I wouldn’t dream of trying to manage these properties myself anymore as I work full-time, have kids and waste a lot of time bitching about Texas football on Surly.
  7. Someone tell them that if they place an ad on Surly they will be set to retire in about 2 weeks.
  8. Just for fun, how long will Bama’s national championship drought last? I’m guessing 50 years at a minimum.
  9. Right - and Bama called me too but I told them I would rather spend my time being an asshole on Surly.
  10. Like more than 5 minutes
  11. It’s like that time when Nebraska lost their county scholarships
  12. Right - and it was pretty funny when aggy hired Franchione away from Bama. “Better recruiter than Mack and better Gameday coach than Stoops.” How did that work out for those fucking idiots?
  13. Huh? I got a circular reference error.
  14. So what happens if Harbaugh goes to the NFL next week and Brian Kelly takes the job at Michigan? Bo might have to get back in the motherfucker.
  15. What reasons would Sark leave Texas for Bama? Honest question. I can’t think of any (assuming Texas ponies up the $$).
  16. Go get that Michigan DL coach, they looked pretty badass the other day.
  17. They would have to compete with about 30 other existing irrelevant bowl games.
  18. Day drinking is awesome isn’t it?
  19. What if “tu” finishes as the highest ranked SEC team? This poll will break aggy logic ha ha.
  20. Maybe Harbaugh will go to aggy for $76 million/year.
  21. You can find him on Facebook at this profile. I was in college during the glory days of LFZ and Bob was always cool as shit to us at the tailgate parties. I remember getting drunk with several of the players parents and even seeing Bob get kicked out of a UT tennis match during the spring game tailgate. I don’t know the whole story on the bus debacle, but I remember when it went down and I wasn’t involved.
  22. He took the crew on a tour of all his favorite titty bars in Houston.
  23. Did anyone tell him they have shittier weather in Michigan?
  24. Don’t you know? Texas fans are the only ones allowed to be assholes.
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