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Horn Dogg

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  1. I think I'm just going to go look at the titty thread.....
  2. That's a lot of chess. Why not just try to go out and kick their fucking asses all over the field?
  3. aggy already bitching that their playoff bracket is too hard. Those pussies are going out first round.
  4. We're in the SEC now, if we lose we can just say "we didn't want to be there anyways."
  5. I remember what happened the last time we had a season with a 5* QB that beat Michigan in a bowl game prior to that season.
  6. They are used to scheduling around fan bases with slow moving mobile homes. They get better attendance when the lease only has to be broken once.
  7. Appreciate it, but he’s still a bitch.
  8. OK, well Tech still isnt winning shit.
  9. Tech isn’t going to make the championship game…..
  10. Tech is going to get sent down the shitter by the first decent team they face in the playoffs.
  11. Didn’t age well 2 minutes after you posted this.
  12. I think even Sark would kick the FG there.
  13. Texas draws insane TV coverage. I still don't put it past the committee to weasel us in somehow.
  14. Either of these fucking jokers would lose to Texas by 50.....
  15. My money is on JFF to whip Pavia’s ass, but then for Pavia’s family to come out of the stands and jump JFF. When they are finally done beating his ass, Michael Sam will come sack him.
  16. I’m sure they could trick aggy into taking the bait.
  17. Must be a meth bender if he’s going to lose that much weight.
  18. Just wait until North Texas and BYU are in the playoffs, then the viewer numbers will skyrocket!
  19. How many of these playoff matchups have less viewers than Texas in whatever shitty bowl game we are going to?
  20. She would sound much more pleasant with my dick in her mouth.
  21. BTW, I love this idea if we’re not in. Let the committee deal with these pre-season looking matchups while they could have had Arch Manning led Texas roll in the $$.
  22. Just fucking leave aggy out, that would be more entertaining than if we got in.
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