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Horn Dogg

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Everything posted by Horn Dogg

  1. Didn’t age well 2 minutes after you posted this.
  2. I think even Sark would kick the FG there.
  3. Texas draws insane TV coverage. I still don't put it past the committee to weasel us in somehow.
  4. Either of these fucking jokers would lose to Texas by 50.....
  5. My money is on JFF to whip Pavia’s ass, but then for Pavia’s family to come out of the stands and jump JFF. When they are finally done beating his ass, Michael Sam will come sack him.
  6. I’m sure they could trick aggy into taking the bait.
  7. Must be a meth bender if he’s going to lose that much weight.
  8. Just wait until North Texas and BYU are in the playoffs, then the viewer numbers will skyrocket!
  9. How many of these playoff matchups have less viewers than Texas in whatever shitty bowl game we are going to?
  10. She would sound much more pleasant with my dick in her mouth.
  11. BTW, I love this idea if we’re not in. Let the committee deal with these pre-season looking matchups while they could have had Arch Manning led Texas roll in the $$.
  12. Just fucking leave aggy out, that would be more entertaining than if we got in.
  13. Sark doesn’t want anyone breaking his yardage record against aggy.
  14. Fuck those computers. I’m bout to pour some water on those bitches.
  15. If you fuck Pamela you become Eskimo bros with the world. Probably walk away with an itchy case of herpes too.
  16. Absolutely tragic. I feel terrible for her family.
  17. That’s just what dumb guys cal smart guys
  18. Whoever posted that wasn’t there when Ricky broke the record. Or at the Nebraska game in 99.
  19. So in summary, fuck Tech, fuck BYU and fuck Oklahoma.
  20. I would say it’s likely Tech finds a way to fuck this opportunity up and lose to BYU. Tech doesn’t know how to handle success, they have no experience.
  21. It's supposed to be Lisa Simpson right?
  22. Link?
  23. God damn these people are so stupid. As if any president in history sat down and focused on the price of groceries as a top priority. I guess I give Trump a little credit for bringing it up during the campaign and convincing these people he would do something about it, but man what a sad state we are in with these MAGA dumbfucks in our country.
  24. So - would you be excited to see Texas come to Lubbock to play Tech in the first round?
  25. Jacob Rodriguez is the new Dwayne Slay. Remember "meet Dwayne Slay?" Then when we actually played, he couldn't stay within 10 yards of Billy Pittman because he was too slow.
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