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Horn Dogg

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  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
  2. Imagine being aggy knowing you just gave a 6 year extension to a guy that got outcoached by the coach we bitch about all the time over here.
  3. Maybe he scissored Elko that day and was the one that impregnated him
  4. Recap? Dude called in and said "can you tell me who impregnated Elko?" Then he started rambling on about his belly and they cut him off.
  5. "Remember the Alamo"
  6. Does anyone have the phone number? We could go full Surly on that show.
  7. It was really fucking funny. He asked who impregnated Elko and then started rambling on about his belly before they cut him off.
  8. I just heard that and literally LOL'd. That was some funny shit!
  9. Need to paint the roadrunner burnt orange and have him shooting a missile up the coyote's ass
  10. We need special "2025 aggy roller coaster"
  11. I hope they get to play Ohio State. They will lose by 50.
  12. They will probably start claiming "didn't want to be there anyways." God damn if feels good to beat those stupid dipshits. I didn't really see us losing, aggy only bites us when we are heavily favored and not in the National Championship conversation.
  13. I agree. Texas with media darling Arch Manning playing well will be too good to pass up.
  14. Poooooor aggy chant if that happens.
  15. Good point. Where do I send my 9.95?
  16. That one was for all you pussies that were ready to give up!
  17. Deep in the sheep happens at aggy, but that’s about it.
  18. aggy can't handle success. It's like the dog that chases the car, if they ever catch it, they don't know what to do with it. Texas is winning tonight!
  19. From the depths of hell FIGHT!!
  20. aggy and CJ Vogel are going to be left holding their dicks in their hands after tonight.
  21. I think they rolled that fat motherfucker off the field last year.
  22. Fuck it - let's just put 1939 on the wall and watch their heads explode.
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