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Horn Dogg

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  1. That’s about as sure as the sun coming up tomorrow.
  2. The JD Horne triumphant return attempt was pretty fucking good over on the Shag. RIP JD.
  3. We’s some bad motherfuckers!
  4. What about the part where Freddy Krueger shows up?
  5. I guess they missed the part of the article that said the giant squid ate Hamish.
  6. His homemade news studio is more sophisticated than the homemade submarine.
  7. Maybe they are handing off some fresh Timbits and coffee?
  8. Time for Surly night crew to start monitoring this guy trying to guess what all the ships are doing.
  9. Should this thread be merged with the Sugar Daddy thread?
  10. Holy shit that would suck
  11. Looks like Haymish’s buddy is actually a smart rich dude. He noticed the red flags that Surly is noticing now. Any chance we can get him to start posting over here? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12216367/Friend-Hamish-Harding-says-pulled-OceanGate-sub-voyage-safety-concerns.html?ico=related-replace
  12. Even at 13,000 Ft deep, OU still sucks!
  13. It’s like people have never been to Surly in the off-season. Daniel Figurelli is just happy we have a distraction right now.
  14. He looks like the type that can go 6 months without getting horny, so he’s made for a US Navy sub. Good video though, Ocean Gate should have hired him.
  15. I just thought of another hypothetical question. If they somehow make it to the surface alive and you’re the guy with the wrench. How much do you charge the 2 billionaires inside for you to remove the 17 bolts holding them inside the shit can?
  16. Maybe the banging was just the sound of a squid eating Haymish
  17. So now what? Since they can’t got get them, do they just wait until the banging stops Thursday to confirm it was them?
  18. Neither are the 5 people that got crushed in a beer can the other day.
  19. Seems appropriate to bring Dolemite in for support.
  20. So his highness or majesty or whatever he is Charles has demanded to be kept up to speed. What the fuck is he going to do about it?
  21. Hey, you found MH370!
  22. Pom squad, those asses would make nice pillows!
  23. My thoughts exactly - fuck that!
  24. I would imagine the Surly collective (myself included) could put together a list of stupid shit we’ve done that would rival any group of people in the history of the world. Pretty bad judgement for the sub-goers when all of Surly would have told them it was not a good idea.
  25. So they can’t even see the Titanic out of that porthole window? If that’s the case, then this is even stupider than I thought.
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