Everything posted by Horn Dogg
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Tell me about Nebraska
They will find a way to blame it on Texas
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ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
In 2011, aggy was 100% going to win the "last ever" matchup against us. They probably already had the shirts printed and then it was 27-25 Last year, aggy was going to "welcome" us to the SEC and show us how much more badass they had become from a decade of getting their ass kicked in the SEC. Had the shirts printed, then it was 17-7 Now, aggy is printing Elko sized shirts just knowing they are going to come to Austin and run all over us. Fuck them, they are about to be reminded where they belong aggy should be pitied, maybe even studied. But never taken seriously.....
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I think we're in if we beat aggy. Give us the @Texas Tech game in the first round!
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 2:30pm on ABC
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
True - but this is Surly. If there's nothing interesting going on we create it.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Yeah, Sark looked like he definitely wasn't fully focused on football.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
The braintrust on texags is already trying plot that shit out. Lose on purpose so they can say they would have beaten us. BAS will not be dead unless we beat Texas | TexAgs
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Remember when half the message board idiots wanted to move VY to wide receiver? These are the same folks who don't realize it takes a little experience to get really good at this game.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
You could always strap one on, it would be a normal Tuesday afternoon around here.
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 2:30pm on ABC
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Can she go fuck Wingo and see if he will start catching the ball like Golden and Worthy?
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
We should permaban anyone that doesn’t want to beat Arky and aggy. Fuck that shit, any true Longhorn fan should always want those wins regardless of the situation.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I think Zach Smith actually did a good job with that WR room at OSU. It’s just the wife beating stuff that was a problem.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Murder aggy and all is right for a while….
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I can’t say I’m much of a better man than him when you put it that way….although I would hope he’s gotten more pussy.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Where’s Thujone when you need him?
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
This thread is getting hard to follow. Can someone provide a summary of who was fucking who?
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I could see us shitting the bed against piggy and then murdering aggy.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Kiffin would be a fucking circus at UT. Hard pass in my opinion.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Can Bill Belichick’s girlfriend have Pole Assassin’s pet monkey as part of the moves?
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I may have to post some nekkid horn dogg centerfolds to sober everyone up in this forum. Warning: I'm a dude and I'm uglier than Rimbo!