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Horn Dogg

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  1. Arch needs to start wearing a mouthpiece. Those teeth are money for TV ads!
  2. Can we just bring Gary Fatterson in as "consultant," but let him take over head coach duties and make Sark effectively the OC?
  3. I'm here for the meltdown when they don't rest their starters and we still beat that ass (and the rest of his stupid strategy plays out accordingly)
  4. They are probably actually right about that. Who the fuck would become an aggy fan if they didn't go to school there and had other choices in football teams?
  5. Uh....except they live in trailers and are addicted to meth
  6. That’s not as funny as you had hoped it would be.
  7. Time to dickslap the sheepfuckers
  8. VY should show up and beat his ass
  9. They will find a way to blame it on Texas
  10. In 2011, aggy was 100% going to win the "last ever" matchup against us. They probably already had the shirts printed and then it was 27-25 Last year, aggy was going to "welcome" us to the SEC and show us how much more badass they had become from a decade of getting their ass kicked in the SEC. Had the shirts printed, then it was 17-7 Now, aggy is printing Elko sized shirts just knowing they are going to come to Austin and run all over us. Fuck them, they are about to be reminded where they belong aggy should be pitied, maybe even studied. But never taken seriously.....
  11. I think we're in if we beat aggy. Give us the @Texas Tech game in the first round!
  12. If the SEC wanted to fix the aggy game, wouldn't they be better off having Texas with a shot for the playoffs and potentially keeping aggy out of the SEC championship game? I mean, no TV audience wants to watch aggy pulling each other's dicks in the CCG.
  13. True - but this is Surly. If there's nothing interesting going on we create it.
  14. Yeah, Sark looked like he definitely wasn't fully focused on football.
  15. The braintrust on texags is already trying plot that shit out. Lose on purpose so they can say they would have beaten us. BAS will not be dead unless we beat Texas | TexAgs
  16. Remember when half the message board idiots wanted to move VY to wide receiver? These are the same folks who don't realize it takes a little experience to get really good at this game.
  17. You could always strap one on, it would be a normal Tuesday afternoon around here.
  18. Reed is going to shit his pants when he sees Ethan Burke again
  19. Fuck aggy. We’re not losing that game!
  20. We’re not losing this one. Bring on aggy for their skullfucking!
  21. Just throw to Mosley every play
  22. Can she go fuck Wingo and see if he will start catching the ball like Golden and Worthy?
  23. We should permaban anyone that doesn’t want to beat Arky and aggy. Fuck that shit, any true Longhorn fan should always want those wins regardless of the situation.
  24. I think Zach Smith actually did a good job with that WR room at OSU. It’s just the wife beating stuff that was a problem.
  25. FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!
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