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Redneck Mutha

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  1. and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
  2. Wonder if Mama Foster will show up to defend her baby's honor? Or is she so redass that she'll be piling on too?
  3. If they want to pretend records only count from '75 forward, they need to turn in all of their national championship trophies (including the fake ones), a Heisman trophy, and most of their conference championship trophies.
  4. Should have just made him AD, would have saved them Trev's salary.
  5. This is the closest they've been in 85 years (itsbeen85years.gif), if they had no shot with any of the Top 10 or so coaches out there then this was probably best case for them. Promote the guy that most of the team liked, bring in a former head man as assistant, bring back most of the players you had last year, and try to make hay now. Then hope that momentum can be parlayed into good recruiting and an angry alumni base will throw more money at baseball NIL to get back at Schloss and the evil sips to continue the talent inflow. It's a gamble, but I think it's their best bet under the circumstances.
  6. How'd they have time to get all those balloons blown up?!?!?!11? Check the phones!!1!!1
  7. Funds promised for Jimbo's buyout and for the (supposed) listeria field renovations.
  8. And you can tell it's a real ag because of all the flair - a walkie-talkie emoji, "A" tag, "AG" tag, Swatch symbol and two stars. The two stars denote Loochie promoted him to a Texags two star general for exemplary gloryhole duty.
  9. Based on the last several posts, maybe some suspects.
  10. I hope he asked a Longhorn fan for help getting to the Pitbull concert and they gave him wrong directions.
  11. Trev's been a little busy this week, stealing our #3 assistant to run their baseball program.
  12. Earley hiring a SITTING SEC HEAD CORCH HIS 2ND DAY ON THE JOB!!!1! Checkmate, ya stupid sips!
  13. Unless maybe UT AD was able to slide a $2.7M buyout in to Earley's contract when he signed with us.
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