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Redneck Mutha

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  1. And from my count, they played the same number of Top 30 defenses as we did.
  2. The crazy thing is, Sumlin was not a bad coach for them either. Shit, he had like the 2nd or 3rd highest winning percentage of any coach in the last 100 years all while playing in the secsecsec (!!!).. After that first year surprise, he was 9-4, 8-5, 8-5, 8-5, 7-5 (fired before the bowl). He was perfectly Texas 8&5 and ended up with better results than the $95M man.
  3. Case and Justin Motherfucking Tucker got Sherman fired. Had aggy won that game, they end up 8-5 with: 1 point loss @ Okie St who ended up #3 in the country 4 point loss @ Jerryworld to pig who ended up #5 in the country 7 point OT loss to Mizzou who won 8 games 16 point loss @ #7 OU 3 point 4OT loss @ 10 win KSU and Loochie would have been pumping sunshine like the overexuberant Tech bell ringer.
  4. I'm not used to our coaches being sought after for poaching. I don't know what to do with my hands.
  5. Probably meant "achoo-esque", as he is allergic to being an exemplary student and citizen.
  6. Maybe they meant 100 Reveille years.
  7. Those dipshits downplaying a season where we: Finished in the Top 4 - they've done it only twice* in their history (includes bullshit Covid year) Won 12 games - they've done it only once in their history Won 10 games against P5 teams - they've done it only once in their history Won the conference - they've done it only 16 times in their history Beat a Top 5 team on the road - didn't look up how many times they've done that, but apparently the Bama team we beat is one of their worst teams in DECADES including the team that lost to Louisiana-Monroe in Saban's first year there.
  8. Any of y'all think the dollars or length are out of line, take a look at what other coaches who haven't made the playoffs are making. Lincoln Riley - $10M/yr through 2031 Lane Kiffin - $9M/yr through 2027 (Mississippi law only allows 4 yr contracts to state employees) Josh Heupel - $9M/yr through 2029 Mark Stoops - $9M/yr through 2030 James Franklin - $8.5M/yr through 2031 Jimbo Fisher - $7M/yr through 2031 (and was paid ~$20M within 60 days of his firing)
  9. <insert pic of ragged aggy hat washed up on beach>
  10. The probability is zero. Because their governments are hiding the existence of Voyager space probes from them.
  11. He'd probably had enough after this
  12. Good call, bailed out, but good call
  13. Kyle going full Jimbo on his playcalling.
  14. Another vote for dunking. Pinstripes have blinded you.
  15. Yeah I hadn't paid attention to how big the stadium there is, but when I heard 65k for today's game, I thought WTF need 100k+ there.
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