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Redneck Mutha

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  1. After these leaders got off their plane, they came up to me and said "Mr Republican, sir, I have a meeting at the White House. Can you give me directions? As soon as I got off the plane I tried to ask a Democrat but he spit on me and pushed my grandma out of her wheelchair." And I said "Yeah, you can't trust a d-sip (teehee) to be anything but an evil satanic scoundrel. Just go right up Pennsylvania Ave. You can't miss it." And he says "Sir, these big beautiful directions will take me to your Dear Leader where we will save the World. I will be a fan of the Fightin Murican Republicans for life! Whoop!"
  2. And that number of lawns will go up later this week when president dipshit raises them again.
  3. Just like Stephanopolous (sp?) dropped the ball yesterday when Bessent or Lutnick or some other dipshit was telling him that prices won't rise from tariffs because demand will fall. Ask him the follow up - what happens to jobs and GDP if demand falls, you dumb motherfucker?
  4. Well the basketball coach who beat the #1 team left, and the baseball coach who beat the #1 team was on the hot seat less than 30 games into his tenure. So they got that going for them, which is nice.
  5. Jesus economy fucking Christ
  6. If you're talking about the S&P, I agree.
  7. Bring her around. LFG
  8. Good call, there was definitely interference at 2nd. Now I don't really like that they called batter out, as there's no way the throw was going to beat her, really the most logical thing would be put her on 1st. But that's not how the rule works.
  9. Definite interference at second
  10. Damn, unlucky there on that liner
  11. Yalll are ahead of me but I don't give a fuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  12. I would not mind a wild pitch right now
  13. Gus and Augie rolllng over in their graves at that last AB
  14. Noice, leadoff double LFG
  15. Fuck yeah DV. Let's end it
  16. Damn those curves looked meaty
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