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Redneck Mutha

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  1. How'd they have time to get all those balloons blown up?!?!?!11? Check the phones!!1!!1
  2. Funds promised for Jimbo's buyout and for the (supposed) listeria field renovations.
  3. And you can tell it's a real ag because of all the flair - a walkie-talkie emoji, "A" tag, "AG" tag, Swatch symbol and two stars. The two stars denote Loochie promoted him to a Texags two star general for exemplary gloryhole duty.
  4. Based on the last several posts, maybe some suspects.
  5. I hope he asked a Longhorn fan for help getting to the Pitbull concert and they gave him wrong directions.
  6. Trev's been a little busy this week, stealing our #3 assistant to run their baseball program.
  7. Earley hiring a SITTING SEC HEAD CORCH HIS 2ND DAY ON THE JOB!!!1! Checkmate, ya stupid sips!
  8. Unless maybe UT AD was able to slide a $2.7M buyout in to Earley's contract when he signed with us.
  9. And what the hell is it them with hiring former aggy assistants? Buzz, Melk, and now Earley all brought back to Collieville. At least Buzz had some success as a head coach, Melk a couple years running a program. Earley just a couple years under a winner.
  10. Earley has 7 years experience, so this hire is TWICE as good as if we hired Vitello! Whoop!
  11. On the one hand, yes. On the other hand, is it worth going to work for Scrooge McAlberts and the Helicopter Mom Brigade?
  12. "Aggies never use introspection, learn lessons, admit mistakes, take blame, or tolerate those who do."
  13. Vitello O'Connor Sullivan Skip Vaughn Hefner Heefner Earley will lead THESE GOOD AGS WHO SHUNNED THE TSIPS AND WHO ARE OF HIGH MORAL CHARACTER AND NEWLY RICH FROM BIG NIL to the promised land WHOOP!!
  14. That story was such a load of bullshit, no mention of all the aggies who helped him find the stadium and his seats in Omaha.
  15. The only reason they got as far as they did was all the good ags on the team, since all the coaches and the bad ags that hit the transfer portal yesterday were obviously conspiring against The 12th Man and the Holy and Righteous Texas Aggies! WHOOP! Narrator: 12 of their 13 RBIs in the championship series were delivered by ags now in the portal (whoops).
  16. When Elko fails to meet their unrealistic high expectations, and if Saban were to announce his interest in the job as long as they would stop all that shit and not expect him to participate in any of the nonsense, they'd hang up with him and turn their attention toward hiring Gary Kubiag.
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