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hpslugga

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  1. Nothing that they do makes any sense…if you look at the GOP as a traditional political party and a bunch of elected officials. If you look at them as a group of social media commentators and provocateurs, then it all makes sense.
  2. He’s always been pretty mediocre in that area.
  3. You didn’t know? Robert Burns invented a time machine, went to America a century and a half into the future and stole it!
  4. It will trickle down!!!
  5. Seriously, if all one has is “it feels that way,” they have an obligation to excuse themselves from the discussion. Makes a political statement, demands no CR. Yeah that totally checks out.
  6. He ain't no hobo; he a fuckin' bum.
  7. Not to mention that some of the docs Trump was known to possess were of a TS/SCI nature, which to me is the most under-reported and under-discussed element of the story. Plus, the key phrase in the Trump case, legally speaking, is "willful retention." Far be it from me to have to explain that to a lawyer such as yourself, but the motherfuckers who try to draw this false equivalence haven't the foggiest clue what that is. Either way, when people are known to have stolen those kinds of docs (TS/SCI), they wind up taking a detour into Billy Batts-ville. But sure, let's talk about how Biden's lawyers voluntarily turning over a paltry sum of docs upon first discovery is anywhere near the same because BOTH SIDES!!!
  8. Hey, no one serious has ever accused Bolsonaro or his supporters of being intelligent.
  9. You conned her into undressing by telling her she had ghosts in her clothes, didn't you?
  10. I mourn it. Not for some undying love of our government. I have no love for it at all. But I do mourn it because I had to make the unfortunate decision to cut people out of my life that day. While my brother-in-law and I were watching the terrorists riot like the bumbling idiots they’ve always been on the TV, I checked my Facebook and saw that my godfather’s ex-wife had juuuuuuust posted “when in the course of human events.” I just about lost it. That’s the statement of a freak. It’s a statement that ranks right up there with Condoleeza Rice claiming that the Israeli aggression against Lebanon in 2006 was the “birth pangs of a new Middle East.” Just raw in its suckitude, vile in its awfulness, and an abject failure at everything it means to be an adult in America. I blocked that bitch on the spot, have not spoken to her since, and that evidently had to be a shared fate with a few others. I also learned later that one of the individuals involved in that falderal was a teammate of mine in high school (he was a year ahead). I consider every varsity teammate of mine from those two years to be a brother…except for him.
  11. The ending of that game was borderline erotic
  12. For research?
  13. Yep. That story that Kingsbury told about Bitch Tits telling the THSCA "if you don't use a fullback, we'll kick your ass and if you throw it 70 times a game, we'll kick your ass" in conjunction with his incessant whining about HUNH offenses? Completely true, and it soured quite a few of those guys. You do not ingratiate yourself to a gaggle of coaches (trust me, that is the proper plural) by saying in a presentation to them that what they do as a collective is all bullshit. Anyways, hopefully that fat fucking retard plays the role of John Ashcroft to Mike Leach's Mel Carnahan in a few hours.
  14. If anyone wants to truly gauge how intellectually bankrupt the SC movement is, understand one thing: Kent Hovind is one of those people.
  15. Seriously. Wednesday: life in prison Next Wednesday: death in prison of natural causes
  16. BUT BUT BOTH SIDES!!!
  17. That and Cantor’s call on the winning penalty. This game couldn’t have gone better
  18. If you didn’t watch on Telemundo, y’all did it wrong.
  19. “Irsay” and “elaborate scheme” go together like steak and nails. Seriously, the guy is a fucking cokeheaded idiot who has hardly any idea what the fuck he’s actually doing. He lucked into the whole Peyton Manning thing and, like Eric Bischoff after 2 years of the NWO invasion angle, had no clue how to follow it up.
  20. Wtf Yeah that was just a laughably, inexcusably, indefensibly, cringeworthy, awful take.
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