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petscii

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  1. "As Chris' former fiancée..." Here let me fix that for you...
  2. I guess I need to start a fund to hire a redhead to wear a burnt orange Handmaid's Tale outfit to Moody games... (I already own the outfit)
  3. Could the payoff be NIL money, or would this technically be the first mid level exception contract in NCAA UT basketball history? Burnt Ends is already taken as a name...
  4. So does Beard pay her to "do the right thing" or does the university loan him the money? Is this the reason for the delay, we are waiting for her to "go along" with all this? Do you get both parties to agree to not see each other as part of the contract? Since getting them to be "uhm, adults" has worked so well historically. When she runs out of money or decides to violate the NDA because crazy gonna crazy, does he sue her for slander/defamation? Or does the university sue because technically the contract would be between her and them? I assume the interest rate on "unscrewing the light bulb" is higher than say a boat? Will Capital Farm Credit lend you money to help you get rid of a hoe? NEXT TIME ON MOODY CENTER AFTER DARK...
  5. It's clearly the most articulate retort he can manage. Let him have his fun.
  6. I think it's the holidays. I picked he'd tearfully resign last Friday afternoon to minimize the damage and let the story burn out over Christmas week. The longer this farce continues the uglier it will be for us.
  7. While he was sitting in the room thinking about her and about how terrible she was, he should have stopped and thought this relationship was going to cost him his job. The first words out of his mouth to Texas should have been "I have shamed the university by my actions. Here is my resignation" He's gone before Friday 5:30pm central is my bet. 20+ years ago a few members of the Baylor baseball team did some horrible animal cruelty. People still refer to the entire team as catkillers. He's got to go. Everyone knows this.
  8. We've booted players off of teams for less. Drinking from a flask during a game...
  9. I'm just lazy... I had not considered that there might be a real chokers search... (props for the pirate avatar)
  10. His work at third base would preclude anyone believing that...
  11. If her dad owned a car dealership or a beer distributorship?
  12. If it were a player would he still be on the team at this point? Asking for the kid who got booted from the baseball team for drinking from a flask at a game. Asking for the kid who got booted for running from the cops with weed...
  13. He'll get his days in court, likely both civil and criminal. He just can't coach here.
  14. There is no way that he stays after that. 7 minutes to the beginning of an extra special afterschool special broadcast of Texas Vs Rice with Craig Way.
  15. Well, our next head coach can do that starting tonight. Show us something.
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