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I think they’ve been doing whole hog on sundays (I’d check their Instagram for confirmation) as well as half chickens, along with the rest of the menu.

Right but you don’t have to burn down your branch of bodacious before being hired by him

Who in Simmons’ circle keeps encouraging all the worst moves?

Simplest way possible. Go spread your cunt breath somewhere else.

You just made the list, buddy.

People that use the word “whilst”, either typed or spoken but especially spoken, deserve a throat punch. Don’t be one of these people.

We got some boppy lounger that apparently has a recall for safety reasons so my wife just bought one of these dock a tots… more expensive than other bed lounger type things but it’s already gotten a lot of use. Plus, you know, it hasn’t been recalled for infants dying in it.

My dad left a couple double cut pork chops in my freezer when they visited last week, but i didn’t see them til yesterday. To say it was a nice surprise would be an understatement

When I lived in spring branch we would go to Chavez Mexican Cafe for our cheap Tex Mex fix. It’s basically right next to Juarez on Gessner.

You fuck ugly fat chicks and have retarded football takes.

You’re a loser and you should feel bad about yourself for starting this.

You are right. I was on diaper duty at 1:30 so my head wasn’t on straight.

ESPN isn’t going to pimp a FOX game

Lol, some of those midnight yell videos reminded me of when my older brother went to aggy a year ahead of me. My senior year of HS I went down to visit him and he was all red assed about taking me to midnight hell and showing me what aggy land was all about. I left that event feeling so awkward and weirded out by the whole thing, even though I tried to be a good sport about it for my brother. The best part is the game was against tech and Leach wiped his ass with their defense. I actually had a pretty good time watching the game with the rest of the corp turds.

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/sports/lsu/article_a30a4bb6-2795-11ec-a77e-8f83116ac88c.html coach O coming in off the top rope! nvm already posted

The way you have to dress the circumcision (assuming you get that done) made diaper changing a little difficult for the first week or so. All that petroleum jelly and having to point the pecker upwards made my son piss through the top of all his diapers and soak all the clothes/swaddles he slept in early on. to that point, go ahead and buy several squeeze tubes of petroleum jelly ahead of time if he’s getting circumcised. Get lots of zip up swaddles, especially for at night - way way easier to deal with. we have one in particular they allows him to have his arms raised up by the side of his head that is his favorite, he hates keeping arms down by his side. Also, we had several gowns and they made diaper changing super easy as you just have to pull them up and not worry about taking them all the way off. we did the uppababy Mesa car seat/base - you can put a base in each car and just click the car seat in and out. The car seat also clicks into our stroller which is pretty clutch. get a shitload of newborn/1 diapers, you’ll fly through them. hatch noisemaker is great, you can adjust sounds/sound level and light color/brightness from your phone.

Yeah… you’ll have more free time than you’d think but you’re gonna want to do this ahead of time.

Not to derail too much, but in the spirit of why you started the thread, having had our first last Wednesday, this has been my experience: People are going to send you a shitload of DoorDash/Uber eats gift cards (assuming you live somewhere that’s applicable. Also, if your wife is anything like mine she’s missed the hell out of brie/salami/charcuterie, so scoop some of that up for her. She’s going to want to eat the stuff she wasn’t able to while pregnant.

This is definitely the mood among some of my LSU friends. They’re realizing that the only good thing coach O did was hire Brady and get burrow in the portal… which I mean, duh.

Proud papa as of 8:40 this AM. Wow.

In the hospital waiting on my first, a boy. Hook em fuckin horns!

I am in the same boat, and made a bunch of different things to stick in the freezer. Let’s see… enchiladas red beans and rice (make rice fresh) chili chicken spaghetti i also smoked a brisket and pork butt and vacuum sealed lots of leftovers of that bolognese Some of these things we made just so we could have stuff to freeze, others were stuff we’d make on a Sunday or something and just double the recipe.

I have 2 single day wristbands for Sunday Oct 10. $270 for the pair, willing to ship, if anyone is interested.

2 single day wristbands for Sunday Oct 10. $270 for the pair, willing to ship.

COUGH Sam Acho