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Etexhorn13

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  1. How much sand do you keep stored in your vagina? Stick to RGV football, it’s the only thing you may know more about than other posters on this entire website.
  2. If I can tell on myself, I’d say that I grew up a rangers fan full stop. My dad is from Ft Worth , and growing up in NE Texas the ballpark in Arlington was a 2 hour drive vs 4 to Houston, so it made sense. I’m college rooted like hell for the rangers to win the series (twice) but was left with heartache. I moved to Houston after college and my second year here they won the whole thing and I swear that parade and the drunken stupor after changed my whole mindset. It’s been so damn fun living in this city the past several Octobers. Took my newborn in the stroller this afternoon and my whole neighborhood was out and about in Astros gear, handing out beers on the way to their watch parties. I love this city, and I love the Astros. Fuck the haters let’s win us a fucking trophy baby!
  3. Fuckin a let’s go stros!
  4. Bumfuck East Texas high school 2007: etex, looks like you have some (admittedly weak at the time) facial hair that isn’t a creepy mustache and your hair covers your ears. Time for you to go to the bathroom with this pair of construction paper scissors and a one blade razor! this, and a couple shitty teachers (as well as being able to transfer and end up #2 in my class/auto UT entry) led me to switching high schools midway through but what a load of shit. Fuck all of that. I’ve got my own personal issues with stuff like this, but really, what’s the issue? If a kid smells bad or has terrible hygiene that’s one thing, but this mostly sounds like good ol boys being good ol boys.
  5. Made an oopsie posting this in the wrong thread, but figured it’s getting time to start this one back up. Plus, I put beans in my chili. Last weekend was the first good chili weather weekend in Houston, so I had to make a pot. I decided that other than eating it as frito pie, my second favorite (ok maybe my first favorite) way of eating chili is to plop down a couple of corn tortillas heated in a pan, fry a couple of eggs to where they’re still runny, and top with a hefty portion of chili and cheese. I call it Redneck Benedict… it would maybe be my death row last meal.
  6. Last weekend was the first good chili weather weekend in Houston, so I had to make a pot. I decided that other than eating it as frito pie, my second favorite (ok maybe my first favorite) way of eating chili is to plop down a couple of corn tortillas heated in a pan, fry a couple of eggs to where they’re still runny, and top with a hefty portion of chili and cheese. I call it Redneck Benedict… it would maybe be my death row last meal. god damnit this ain’t the chili thread
  7. I think they’ve been doing whole hog on sundays (I’d check their Instagram for confirmation) as well as half chickens, along with the rest of the menu.
  8. Right but you don’t have to burn down your branch of bodacious before being hired by him
  9. Who in Simmons’ circle keeps encouraging all the worst moves?
  10. Simplest way possible. Go spread your cunt breath somewhere else.
  11. You just made the list, buddy.
  12. People that use the word “whilst”, either typed or spoken but especially spoken, deserve a throat punch. Don’t be one of these people.
  13. We got some boppy lounger that apparently has a recall for safety reasons so my wife just bought one of these dock a tots… more expensive than other bed lounger type things but it’s already gotten a lot of use. Plus, you know, it hasn’t been recalled for infants dying in it.
  14. My dad left a couple double cut pork chops in my freezer when they visited last week, but i didn’t see them til yesterday. To say it was a nice surprise would be an understatement
  15. Etexhorn13

    TexMex

    When I lived in spring branch we would go to Chavez Mexican Cafe for our cheap Tex Mex fix. It’s basically right next to Juarez on Gessner.
  16. You fuck ugly fat chicks and have retarded football takes.
  17. You’re a loser and you should feel bad about yourself for starting this.
  18. You are right. I was on diaper duty at 1:30 so my head wasn’t on straight.
  19. ESPN isn’t going to pimp a FOX game
  20. Lol, some of those midnight yell videos reminded me of when my older brother went to aggy a year ahead of me. My senior year of HS I went down to visit him and he was all red assed about taking me to midnight hell and showing me what aggy land was all about. I left that event feeling so awkward and weirded out by the whole thing, even though I tried to be a good sport about it for my brother. The best part is the game was against tech and Leach wiped his ass with their defense. I actually had a pretty good time watching the game with the rest of the corp turds.
  21. https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/sports/lsu/article_a30a4bb6-2795-11ec-a77e-8f83116ac88c.html coach O coming in off the top rope! nvm already posted
  22. The way you have to dress the circumcision (assuming you get that done) made diaper changing a little difficult for the first week or so. All that petroleum jelly and having to point the pecker upwards made my son piss through the top of all his diapers and soak all the clothes/swaddles he slept in early on. to that point, go ahead and buy several squeeze tubes of petroleum jelly ahead of time if he’s getting circumcised. Get lots of zip up swaddles, especially for at night - way way easier to deal with. we have one in particular they allows him to have his arms raised up by the side of his head that is his favorite, he hates keeping arms down by his side. Also, we had several gowns and they made diaper changing super easy as you just have to pull them up and not worry about taking them all the way off. we did the uppababy Mesa car seat/base - you can put a base in each car and just click the car seat in and out. The car seat also clicks into our stroller which is pretty clutch. get a shitload of newborn/1 diapers, you’ll fly through them. hatch noisemaker is great, you can adjust sounds/sound level and light color/brightness from your phone.
  23. Yeah… you’ll have more free time than you’d think but you’re gonna want to do this ahead of time.
  24. Not to derail too much, but in the spirit of why you started the thread, having had our first last Wednesday, this has been my experience: People are going to send you a shitload of DoorDash/Uber eats gift cards (assuming you live somewhere that’s applicable. Also, if your wife is anything like mine she’s missed the hell out of brie/salami/charcuterie, so scoop some of that up for her. She’s going to want to eat the stuff she wasn’t able to while pregnant.
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