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HornsOverIthaca

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  1. Del Valle would help them out by beating themselves.
  2. Definitely a sub-standard year for Cedar Park.
  3. There's https://www.6atexasfootball.com/ but I don't find that many commies there.
  4. It would have to be screamed though. DESTROYAHS!!!
  5. Might as well go all the way and cross-name the school after an alumnus or otherwise famous person with a ludicrously long name. Pharr-San Juan-Alamo North Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso Early College High School and All You Can Eat Carwash.
  6. Pharr-San Juan-Alamo North Early College High School really takes your breath away.
  7. Unless you are Austin High, and the last playoff game win occurred during the Eisenhower administration.
  8. Image of first Westlake player arriving at the Alamodome:
  9. “And then I woke up in a tub, down one kidney.”
  10. Or the ferris wheel. Replace it with one of those things that spins real fast, has faulty lap bars, and kills people.
  11. Everybody's lost just waiting to be found Everyone's a thought just waiting to fade So fuck it all 'cause I don't care So what somehow somewhere we dared
  12. I knew I was going to regret bringing up Kathy Bates.
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