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HornsOverIthaca

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  1. Use the Burger Center property and have Bowie Akins & Crockett play their home games there. It'd be BOSS. Keep the same pressbox and bathrooms though.
  2. Build the stadium as a gigantic hovercraft that floats around between cities.
  3. Don’t forget the blind salamanders
  4. A wealthy YouTuber could turn the place into an amazing studio/production space.
  5. Heavy Metal Gymnast is an interesting crossover.
  6. Fuck diabeetus. We're Texas.
  7. Damn. I assumed they were building some kind of killer robots.
  8. Oh blue moon of Kentucky keep on shining
  9. That signature looks like some sort of motor neuron disorder with a joy buzzer.
  10. The guy who disagreed with damn near everything?
  11. Hell yeah name checks out
  12. And I say, "Hey, Texas & OU, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And they says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
  13. I just wish Texas and Tennessee would play every year just to be confusing.
  14. Asbestos Teddybears
  15. They smell bad.
  16. The machines have sent one of their own back to kill Sarah Connor and I must save her.
  17. When do we start buying SEC merch and crap?
  18. I miss the Astrodome
  19. I am Turkatron. I have come from the year 9595 to save this bird that lies before you for he is the great, great, great, great grandfather…of Goblox…the turkey that's destined to lead the rebellion against master chickens
  20. Sometimes I wish Texas and Tennessee were in the same athletic conference just to be annoying.
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