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HornsOverIthaca

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  1. The only doctor I need is doctor feel good
  2. There is no Santa Claus because I killed him and ate him!
  3. Sometimes it's like watching Deep Blue play chess against someone while the room is slowly being filled with nerve gas.
  4. I'd like to see a coach who gives the refs this look:
  5. If it was the 70s or 80s, entrance would only be approved to those with an appropriate mustache.
  6. Tired of this flexing crap. Do the worlds strongest man pose for once.
  7. You know when you think about it...shenanigans is a great word.
  8. They’ll give you two drink tickets and a VIP pass, but the fine print will read very impotent penis. Happens all the time.
  9. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No.
  10. It demanded a sacrifice.
  11. Is it spring already...?
  12. The horror. The horror...
  13. What we need is more jokes about beating goff
  14. Better that you died a small boy than fumble this football.
  15. Well that sucks
  16. Not sure I’ve ever seen someone in pads go that fast over that many yards.
  17. I‘m past caring about a dead hooker or two.
  18. Video of the remaining big12 coaches watching today’s game film:
  19. Yeah that was new. I don’t think I’d want a guy-row. Both of these teams would beat Texas so brutally the broadcaster would get an FCC fine.
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