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    We’re at a wedding tonight and I asked my wife what the reception was going to be like. She said “I think it’s just a caricature board”. I asked her if she meant that someone was going to be drawing caricatures. She looked at me funny and said no, that’s what we’re eating. I finally got it. She meant charcuterie board.
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    I will need pics of your mom and amounts of money she is receiving to determine if I can help her with this unexpected windfall of cash.
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    You can milk anything with nipples.
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    It could be worse, your HOA president could be @markstanco. I’ve considered selling because of this, but I would probably have to give it away.
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    For me, it’s taken the edge off and allowed me to let a lot of shit roll off my back that I would’ve gotten pissed off about previously. It’s also allowed me to be honest with myself on when I’m having a bad day and get myself out of it much faster than before. Previously, I would worry about things that did not amount to shit for a long time. Now, I can move passed it much quicker and get over it.
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    When you quit drinking, did you talk to your family doctor about giving you something that will help you calm down and relax? 2 years ago this past October I quit drinking thinking it would fix my problems. I was quick to get angry, short tempered with my kids, and I would blame everyone else for the shit inside my head. Finally, my wife told me that I had to see the doctor about getting something to help me calm down and get outside my own head. He put me on 10mg/day of Zoloft. It took a couple of months for it to fully kick in, but I feel like a totally different person. As a man, I never would’ve admitted that I needed a pill to help me make it through the day. It took my wife kicking my ass to convince me to tell the doctor I needed something to get me through. I have a much better relationship with my wife and kids now and I wish I would’ve done it much sooner. Good luck to you.
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    Shit My Kid Says

    EE2B replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz

    My 10 and 6 year old girls walked through the kitchen tonight singing “rolling down the street sipping apple juice”. I asked my wife who taught them that. For some curious reason, she believes it was me.
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    Is it one of the wooden ones? If so, pay whatever it costs. It’s worth it.
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    She bought them at a local Bakery.
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    If you are ever in Linden, Tx (not sure why you would want to be), but the County Seat Cafe has a damn good hamburger and onion rings.
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    My wife spent $70 on 2 dozen cupcakes for my 4th graders class valentine party. I must not have realized how expensive eggs are.
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    I have a flight out of Greenville, SC at 7PM tonight. Can’t wait to see what kind of clusterfuck this will be.
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    I’m actually surprised they didn’t include Scott Surratt from Carthage on that list if they were going to throw shit against the wall. I believe he’s won 9 state championships in 15 years or something crazy like that.
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    Top left.
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    Y’all are making the assumption that he wouldn’t have over/under thrown him.
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    You stayed in Shreveport, near the airport, and you are complaining about your room? That’s on you. You chose poorly.
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    There are a lot of folks around here who do this. All they had to do was sign over educational rights and her address with the school needs to be your address or an address within the district.
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    Could we convince FitLump that one of her constituents is in bad health and that a visit from her would help raise his spirits? Maybe she could deliver the wreath.
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    They probably use a lot of auto tune.
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    That’s the definition of crazy eyes.
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    Quest Diagnostics has a program called QuestDirect that allows you to purchase the test you need, schedule an appointment at one of their locations, and then view the results through their app. The price of the test depends on which one you get, but they have a pretty extensive list. https://questdirect.questdiagnostics.com/products
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    Shit My Kid Says

    EE2B replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz

    My 5 year old has taken swim lessons a couple of times this summer. The first time she took there was a kid in there that could not leave his junk alone when he was out of the pool. At one point the teacher had them all out of the pool and they are getting back in one by one to swim to the other end of the pool. This little boy was at the end of the line. He played with hisself the entire time. It was easy to find the parents because the dad was laughing his ass off and the mom was pissed.

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