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  1. EE2B
    Last night was meet the teach for my little girl going into kindergarten. We got all of her school supplies stowed away and got in line to talk to her teacher. As we got up to talk to her, this lady walks in with her kid and breaks into the the line. Little Sally just had to say hello to her teacher from last year and they couldn’t wait until everyone was done. She stood there a good five minutes wasting everyone’s time while she went on and on about how much they will miss her. Jesus Christ shut the fuck up and move along or wait until everyone is done.
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    Allaso Ranch?
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    I’m willing to bet he’s fucked up a lot more stuff than that. [emoji2]
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    I’m headed that way. Save me a rib.
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    I’ve traveled with this one quite a bit and love it. I always need room for cables, connectors, prints, etc and have no shortage of space. I started with a shoulder bag and hated it. https://www.codiworldwide.com/laptop-cases/apex-17-backpack
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    Two Subarus and no lesbian comment yet? This really is the kinder, gentler Surly.
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    Shit My Kid Says

    EE2B replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz

    Watching Mulan yesterday with my five year old: Her: Dad he has bigger muscles than you. Me: that’s ok, he’s a cartoon. Her: And he’s not fat.
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    At Brat’s age, it would be an international rope.
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    I was going to guess that or the one wearing the mustard yellow shirt and shoes/socks.
  10. EE2B
    Is Ruth related to Adam Bomb?
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    2018 Shart Thread

    EE2B replied to Roofle's topic in Lulz

    Maybe it’s billowy.
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    Went out to the garage last night to grab a beer out of the fridge. Noticed that the freezer door was sticking out further than usual. Pulled it open and everything in there was a melted/thawed out. I threw away: 3 racks of beef plate ribs, 2 NY strips, a bacon wrapped pork tenderloin, standing rib roast, several containers of dairy free ice cream, several TV dinners and of course the two boxes of popsicles that my wife threw in there Sunday afternoon when she got back from the store. It was apparently easier to cram them in the small freezer than walk two feet and put them in the full size standup freezer right next to it.
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    Have your wife give them all blowjobs?
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    And at 3.5 years when the second kid comes along.
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    I bet the gender reveal party will be before the engagement.
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    Disney has dwarfs, Hanna-Barbera had Smurfs.
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    You can say that again.
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    You keep Nutella in the fridge?
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    Good god I hate SAP. I would rather buy everything on my card and expense it than use this shit. The only bigger waste is fucking ISNet.
  20. EE2B
    Watching it rain.
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    This. I’ve been doing my own since we’ve been together. It’s easier that way.
  22. EE2B
    You know, he called games with Pat Gifford.
  23. EE2B
    Denied.
  24. EE2B
    They sell textured outdoor paint at Home Depot/Lowe’s. Also, amazon sells the stencils for about $130.
  25. EE2B
    That’s Hot Springs Village.

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