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EE2B

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  1. Yup, that shit is everywhere. Between that and hand foot and mouth, daycare has been a damn good time.
  2. At the end of the video he says “Be on the lookout, July 20th 5PM”. Wouldn’t that mean he’s committing on the 20th and not the 31st?
  3. Wasn’t there a poster with the username Rooster? I thought this was about him.
  4. Just found out today that my kids piano teacher tested positive for Covid. She has had both Pfizer vaccines and tested positive for the Delta variant. Luckily my daughter and her teacher both wore their masks during the lesson on Monday. Hopefully since the instructor did not start having symptoms until Wednesday, my daughter was not exposed. Now if we can make it through the RSV that they were exposed to at the sitters unscathed we should be in good shape.
  5. Yup. Kids just had some a couple of weeks ago.
  6. EE2B

    Shit My Kid Says

    The flip side of that is someone’s breath smells like ass.
  7. My memory says he went after Darius White and had to be restrained.
  8. Crunchy water…
  9. They can’t pull food from thin air. That the first law of Gamp’s laws of elemental transfiguration.
  10. Wife made cookies last night. They came out of the oven looking like thin chocolate chip pancakes. The box called for one cup of butter and she used two. They are - buttery.
  11. EE2B

    Shit My Kid Says

    Has he posted in the shart thread yet?
  12. Looks like it says “If you want a drink go to the place that sells drinks” or something similar. The sign in the window is awesome. “Get your wallets out but don’t get your hopes up.”
  13. That’s what I thought.
  14. What kind of snek is this? My wife ran over it in the driveway this morning.
  15. First Moderna shot at lunch today. Feels good to get the first one knocked out. I should’ve done this a long time ago.
  16. A group of us had to spend three weeks in Houston for some training a couple of years ago. We stayed at a Holiday Inn that was walking distance to the training center. One of the bartenders that worked at the hotel looked exactly like this. The guys still refer to her as duck lips and everyone knows who they are talking about.
  17. When he ironed the pictures of hamburgers on all his dad’s clothes killed me.
  18. I tried, it wouldn’t hold still.
  19. I wish my wife was like the Masters and only rejected me once a year.
  20. EE2B

    Shit My Kid Says

    The 5 miles of paved road inside the neighborhood are not as much fun as the grass at home.
  21. That’s definitely the first symptom of back aids. Good luck.
  22. Creeper? Didn’t he allegedly force one woman to give him oral? If that accusation has been retracted then I missed it, but they paint him as a bit more than being a creeper.
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