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EE2B

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  1. “That’s the camel that broke the straw’s back!”
  2. Mine just said that the folks on the Indonesian submarine should have jumped out so they didn’t die.
  3. I think you added instead of subtracted.
  4. My wife held a vaccination clinic today at a food pantry in the town we both work in. Out of approximately 125 families, she had 5 people take their first dose of Moderna. Granted some people could be already vaccinated from another source, but the odds are low. She’s beyond frustrated that she’s putting in all this extra work to bring vaccinations to people and she gets 5 folks. She probably has 1600 doses of vaccine in her freezer that she is working her ass off to get rid of. Sadly, she will probably end up transferring a lot of them so they don’t just sit there and expire. She did another covid clinic at an employer in town that has 500 plus employees. She got 40 people to walk 100 yards to get both doses. Progress, but frustrating none the less.
  5. It’s only right that a field named after Ricky Williams is grass.
  6. We had a home inspector come Sunday afternoon to look at the house for the bank as part of our refi. She spent 3 hours running around “organizing” prior to his arrival. The only saving grace was that this was also the Monday that the housekeeper comes. #winning
  7. If there is some life changing food in Texarkana I would love to know about it. My guess is Zapatas or Naamans. Edit: too slow. The cheesy corn is not fucking incredible in any universe. I’ve heard damn good things about the chicken fried ribeye. The corn is very meh to me.
  8. She should’ve showed him her check stub and he wouldn’t have fucked around.
  9. Is someone going to tell him his root chakra is his asshole or should we just let it be a surprise when it is breached?
  10. My wife started buying paper products and putting them in our guest house last year when the shortages started. At some point she decided that we needed to store some food over there. A couple weeks ago she brought the bags of food into the kitchen to sort them out. Any guesses on how much was expired after one year? If you said all but 1 box of spaghetti you would be absolutely correct. She threw away two plastic bags of shit that was expired that she had stored away because “we might need it”.
  11. I thought I read that he had 11.0 ng/ml of fentanyl, 5.6 ng/ml of norfentanyl and 19 ng/ml of meth. I could be misremembering.
  12. There’s some hail damage on that ass.
  13. EE2B

    Shit My Kid Says

    “Bounce houses were not invented when you were my age.” Cold hearted like her mother.
  14. For every fine woman you see there is a man at home tired of her shit.
  15. Amazon Target Ruffle Butts Children’s Place Pottery Barn Kids Follow the boxes/bags.....
  16. My kids are known box blockers.
  17. I did something similar recently in our conference room. Single TV with a windows PC and Linux Thin Client. I’ll dig out the CDW quote tomorrow and get you the model number. I did have to add a USB hub because the dongle for the wireless keyboard/mouse was on the back of the switch and sometimes it was slow to respond. I simply plugged the usb hub in the back and moved the dongle to the front of the hub. Works really well now from anywhere in the pretty large room.
  18. You trying to wear the thing out driving it around the neighborhood today? [emoji23]
  19. What makes this even more ridiculous is the fact that Red Lick had the highest rate of infection out of all the school districts in North East Texas. Just a few weeks ago they had half a class “out sick”. Fucking ass clowns.
  20. Did that same person steal the gas out of your truck last weekend? [emoji23]
  21. Meh. The town I grew up in was/is a tiny dot on the map. When I say peruse the phone book I mean flip two pages and be done.
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