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UTHornFan014

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  1. We don't seem very good at scoring the runner from 3rd with less than 2 outs lately
  2. Hanging change up could have ended much worse
  3. Peña easily could have gotten the out at 3rd there. The runner was farther away from 3rd than the runner was at 2nd
  4. Dubon's HR accomplished multiple good things. Scored 3 and clears the pitcher spot!
  5. Maldy tried his best to fuck that strike out up
  6. And then the ump cost us the other
  7. We are really trying to steal 2nd with Bregman with Yordan up and less than 2 outs? He is slow as shit
  8. Chas said he feels fine, so Dusty has to rest him that extra day just to be sure
  9. We better not have to rely on the Rangers to sweep the Mariners to save us... cause I have a feeling those fucktards will probably tank the last couple games on purpose if they already have the division clinched
  10. Unfortunately, Singleton is on the short list for offensive MVP tonight
  11. That was fucking awful. Altuve stared at a backup cement mixer.
  12. Looks like we are on the bad side of the toxic relationship tonight
  13. No way he settles down! Maldy is on a hot streak of hitting and catching baseballs.
  14. Narrator: He Swung at Everything
  15. Probably why we had Chas try to steal the last inning. By getting thrown out we are able to start the Top of the 5th with the top of the lineup
  16. Your penis is probably grateful to Dubon
  17. Hunter Brown needs a few months off
  18. Are we really gonna have to hope the Rangers sweep the remaining 5 against Seattle?
  19. The Q1 crash has to seal Sargeant's fate for next year, right? Can't imagine Williams doesn't make a change now
  20. That's what I feel like doing on Dusty's porch
  21. I hate that I'm almost rooting for the Rangers to sweep the Mariners (or the Mariners win the last 6 against the Rangers). With how we are playing I feel like that is the only way we make the playoffs
  22. Sometimes you gotta sacrifice a game or some bullshit for the next 8
  23. Bad baseball is bad
  24. Does it guarantee that though? Dusty will probably say that "I want to make things right" and try to come back. And Framber and Javier will probably want their savior Fat Ass back
  25. Leaving Toronto out of this scenario for simplicity. But say the Mariners go 6-4 (winning 4 out of 7 against Tex and 2 against us), the Rangers 6-4 (sweeping the Angels and losing 4 of 7 to the Ms), and we go 5-4 (Winning 2 against the Royals and DBacks and 1 against the M's). That would leave us all at 90 wins. I think the Mariners would win the division in that scenario and we would win the tie breaker against the Rangers for a wild card spot. Don't even want to think about what happens if all 4 teams (Toronto, Seattle, Texas, and us) finish at 90 wins. Maybe intradivision would come into play there and Toronto would miss out? But, what all that shows is that the wild card magic number of 6 means that we need to win 6 games to guarantee a playoff spot. So, don't count on the wild card magic number dropping by two if we win and another team loses. If we win only 5 games there is a possibility we miss the playoffs. Win less than 5 then we better hope that one of the Ms/Rangers sweep the other (or that the Blue Jays fall apart) I think I need another drink after all that...
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