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UTHornFan014

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Everything posted by UTHornFan014

  1. Fuck it - I'm over the loss of Gilbert and Clifford already. Resign Tucker and Chas and it won't make a shit.
  2. Got my fingers crossed for Montero, Maldy, and Meyers! 😂
  3. I'd also be fine if we made a run at Snell or Stroman instead
  4. My hate is not fake 🤬
  5. Still would prefer not giving them 5 free base runners. But way better than I thought it would go after the 1st inning
  6. So he is crying tears of happiness this time?
  7. Glad Maldy is in there so he can keep Javier in the right headspace... Just like he did with Framber a couple nights ago
  8. The pecking order looks like this: 1) Maldy 2) Maldy 3) Maldy 4) Daiz
  9. Can someone show Dusty Framber's starts over the last 15 innings in hopes that he decides to give Diaz a run with with in the next couple games? And then show him (and the rest of the team) Maldy's stats so that we can move him to a clubhouse role and bring up literally anyone else to be backup catcher?
  10. 13 unanswered by my count
  11. Can we finally score a run (this season) on this Heaney asshole?
  12. We've upped our game. Vibrating butt plugs now.
  13. Huge W Can we cut Maldy yet?
  14. Have I already mentioned that this ump can suck my balls? That pitch to Abreu was like 6 inches low
  15. List of people I'd like to see break their hands and spend some time on the IL: Maton Meyers Maldy Madris Dusty
  16. Hopefully their bullpen decides to suck tonight as well
  17. Don't you try to bring analytics and common sense into the equation!
  18. Quality outing there by Maton
  19. This ump can suck my balls
  20. I need more Hoes in my life
  21. Exactly what I just texted a couple of my friends. Rage inducing
  22. Are you sure we can't offer them Jake, Maldy, Bligh, and Hensley?
  23. Fuck that bitch. If he was on fire I wouldn't waste the piss on him to try to put it out (only partially serious... I'd probably throw gasoline on it)
  24. Bullpen somehow looked gassed after a 4 day break
  25. That Hensley at bat was terrible
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