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UTHornFan014

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  1. I don't even know how to feel about this season. I feel like we somehow overachieved to start the season given the injuries and iffy offensive production. But, at this point we are trotting out a AAAA lineup on a consistent basis (not much Espada can do about that) and gonna be even worse now that Paredes is out for weeks. Not sure we have enough farm system depth to be able to plug the holes at the trade deadline at this point.
  2. Did someone mention trades?
  3. Fuck the Doyers - That is all!
  4. Probably gonna have to remove the entire rib cage
  5. Thought I was watching LeBron for a minute
  6. Pretty sure he is gonna be suspended the next game, too (if there is one). Complete BS.
  7. Lol - Roman Anthony at #5 batting under .100?
  8. There is no chance in hell Pete B or AOC could win the next election... and I like them both. Pete is gay and would scare off most (if not all) Christians just because of their cult-think. AOC is a woman AND a minority which is probably worse. A lot of men would end up voting for any white dude the Republicans trot out because they are too macho to vote for a woman.
  9. Hopefully we play Whitcomb at 3rd base and give him a chance to break his most errors in one game record
  10. Let me know if anyone has a couple extra tickets available tonight that don't cost an arm and a leg. Tried to buy some that went on sale this morning, but those must have sold out in 10 seconds.
  11. If this is coming from the Astros medical staff then I fully expect an amputation by tomorrow
  12. I will shit all over him if it means he will hit that ball like that the rest of the season.
  13. Ashos fan here. I feel like both teams are underwhelming. Good pitching staffs, shitty offenses.
  14. Hunter Brown gonna pitch a complete game and lose 1-0 😞
  15. Why the fucking fuck are we laying down a sac bunt down by 4 runs?!?!? And then we follow that up with Altuve popping up a bunt to 3rd Fucking Clown show
  16. Is that good?
  17. No offense to Jake... but that is embarrassing
  18. Fucking walks
  19. A little slower reaction time than Piastri at the start. He ended up going off track at turn 1 fighting with Piastri for the lead, which dropped him to 4th. Then Redbull had a terrible release that resulted in Max hitting Kimi in the pit lane and caused Kimi to miss his box when he was pitting for slicks (nothing Kimi could have done). Completely screwed his race.
  20. I will accept responsibility for his performance today. You are welcome.
  21. Jake Meyers to me...
  22. How many damn double plays has Walker grounded into this past week?
  23. Gotta get jaKe Meyers more ABs!
  24. Lol - I meant Tayler Scott. Too much alcohol last night after an embarrasing loss. Whatever his name is he needs go the route of Montero.
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