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UTHornFan014

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  1. The girl that asked who was flirting with her was a different young blonde (on the left in the photo) Cayman Nebraska (the girl getting her butthole probed) commented on the butthole video and seemed to think it was funny based on the emojis she used. She is on the right in this photo.
  2. Hopefully an asteroid
  3. Should only be 1? If we finish with the same record we have the tiebreaker over the White Sox
  4. Congrats assholes! Now win 1 more to lock up homefield in the ALDS
  5. Mother fucking fuck
  6. Welp... Hold on to your butts!
  7. We need to score 3 runs here and make the 9th inning less stressful
  8. Lance was gonna go off the rails if Franco was safe (I would have, too)
  9. It is all your fault!!!
  10. My CSB - I randomly ran in to Jim Crane in Compass Cay in the Bahamas earlier this summer. Told him I didn't give two shits what anyone says about 2017 and that I still wear my Astros gear everywhere. He said "We appreciate that. 15 other teams were doing the same thing, but we got stuck with the bill". He definitely still seemed a bit salty about the whole thing. He also hooked me and my family up with free tickets to a game.
  11. Seriously... What in the fucking hell was that?
  12. I know it has already been said... But, holy shit, listening to Azinger is a beating
  13. Finally scored a run on this Ty Cobb guy!
  14. Bregman with the warning track power. Thought that was gone off the bat.
  15. I guess that depends on if we are gonna take 12 or 13 pitchers. If we take 13 then I could see it coming down to James or Maton (who I don't want anywhere near the playoff roster) If it is 12 I think it will be: Framber Urquidy Grienke (who scares me right now) McCullers L Garcia Javier Stanek Pressly Yimi Graveman Raley Taylor
  16. Maybe James can get enough work (and look good) over the next couple weeks and take Maton's playoff spot?
  17. Probably a dumbass Dodger fan. He was yelling "cheater" and shit like "fastball high and outside" to Correa the at bat before.
  18. I will never understand how Machete walks so much with his ~.170 average
  19. I'm all in for the pimp jobs!
  20. Yeah... She would have been on immunosuppressants after a transplant. That is what I'm worried about with my dad. He has had a liver transplant due to Liver cancer 8+ years ago and is on a couple immunosuppressants (Prograf and Cellcept). He is fully vaccinated (along with a booster), but is 70+ years old with a compromised immune system. How old was your wife's secretary?
  21. Yep, This is where I'm at (as a Hamilton hater)
  22. Red Bull has to be thrilled with how that went. You know they'll be hoping the McLaren's can keep Hamilton behind them at the start
  23. I think his comment may have been in reference to it being a 17 game schedule
  24. UTHornFan014 replied to Napoleon's topic in Futbol
    Way to go John Brooks
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