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tchookem

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  1. "I thought your lips would be longer considering how far they've been up Trump's ass."
  2. We should workshop a list of things every Surlyite can prepare and then yell at him if one of us sees him in public. I may not get the chance, but if one of you assholes said a line from Surly I'd turn into Rudy's dad. My submission: "Your wife's fucking half of Houston while you're in DC. She only wants you relected so she can get to the other half."
  3. That kind of church thinkin' ends as soon as we get to the Applebees, lib-groomer.
  4. Are they clickers? That'd be kinduva fun gig.
  5. Yeah, the Scientology was the problem. How about we say it was one of the problems?
  6. Doing the important work.
  7. And he's called out by the bass player from The Oneders... what a world.
  8. That turkey got a D1 scholarship because he has great hands, runs precise routes, and has deceptive speed.
  9. But then the libs would use that registry to create a watchlist and target their political enemies.... because that's what I'd do. - Republicans
  10. Agreed. Very surprised by what they left out. Took my son (his first "real" concert), and he asked if I was ready to go, I told him "they still haven't played ____ or _____". As they started talking down the drum set he just said "I got bad news for you dad."
  11. No we need to stop treating rich people (especially those born into wealth) as though they deserve any kind of respect simply for being rich. That goes double for any rich person that seeks any kind of notoriety.
  12. Good Rivals. If you're a casual soccer fan, you may readily like it.
  13. He won't remember well enough to learn the lesson. He won't remember well enough to learn the lesson.
  14. Any pictures of her coming out of the swimming leg?
  15. How about: "If you're gonna bring bullshit to the dinner table, I'd prefer a plate of actual bullshit to the crap you're spewing."?
  16. If Greg Abbott could kick the ground, he'd be doing it right now.
  17. Yet they'll claim they don't *hate* anyone. They just don't want them voting... or getting married... or controlling their bodies... or getting insulin.
  18. I don't think he would like what "regulated" entails. Or he doesn't know what regulated actually means. I'm guessing ther latter.
  19. Donald Trump is not the cult... FoxNews is the cult. I used to think it was strictly a cult of personality with Trump at the center, but I was wrong. For two years, my neighbor has flown two flags from his kids' swingset. At first it was a MAGA flag which was replaced with a "F[emoji631]K Joe Biden" flag and a Trump 2020 flag (later a Trump 2024 flag). He kept that shit through it all... Jan 6th, Mar-a-Lago raids, but the second FoxNews declares Trump a problem... Trump flags come down and an American flag goes up. Do these people have any sense of loyalty?
  20. That depends... how owned would it make you feel, lib?
  21. Yeah, we're shitty like Applebees on a Tuesday night MAGA hats and anti-mask fights
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