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tchookem

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  1. [lobo]Heidi was too busy fucking the other half of Houston to be there[/lobo]
  2. Good one, Boomer.
  3. So am I.
  4. I've thought about doing just that. Dressing like a clown and jumping around making sure everyone knew I was "with" them. Quoting Q-Anon bullshit... Trump was robbed bullshit... 2000 Mules bullshit. How's Oath Keeper Bongo sound for a name?
  5. I don't know if it's the same lady, but I'm gonna quote my friend when she found out Ed Burns and Ben Affleck were two different people: "You mean there are 2 people that look like that?"
  6. I call this piece "Fucking Around: A Documentary".
  7. How were they dressed? Were they actually the shit emoji and you just mistook them for MAGA?
  8. Somewhere Eddie Vedder is smiling.
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    Brazil

    That depends... how triggered would it make you?
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    King's X

    Anyone going to the Austin show in November?
  11. Cedar Park HS Band is waaaaay better. (Seriously, those kids constantly go to state.)
  12. The ads we see in Texas are all about "illegals" killing people.
  13. I am willing to listen to anything the CTO has to say about anything.
  14. That guy sends like a fan that wants so much for Stewart to take him seriously, but he just can't bring himself to say a straightforward truth... because... reasons.
  15. Maybe we could start by having our leaders stop acting like guns are a necessary household appliance...
  16. Look at this random guy getting heckled at the Yankees game. I doubt know what he did, but I'm sure he deserves worse.
  17. 1. Tell someone they need to register to vote. 2. Register them to vote. 3. Allow them to vote. 4. Arrest them for voting. 5. Profit?
  18. I hereby promise that under no circumstances will I ever cast a vote for Vince Young. And, despite his post-career decision making, I think VY is 1000x smarter than Walker.
  19. One time, this cheerleader from the opposing school promised to blow the whole team if they won. They had to pump 3 gallons of sperm out her stomach.
  20. Fucker needs a short that just reads "Local Sports Team".
  21. I think it pre-dates Amber Lamps.
  22. I'm not going to say I've never wished suicide on another person, but I've never actually verbalized it. I hope this drives Alex Jones to put a bullet in his head.
  23. That College Station group wants everyone to know how educated they are and how condescending everyone is, but it's also clear that they gobble up social media without any thought of where it comes from. Boomers were completely unprepared for what the internet had in store.
  24. With this court, it most certainly does only apply to Christofascists.
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