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tchookem

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  1. Who needs Taylor Swift? Not these guys.
  2. It's going to be 90 minutes of Walz making salient points and Vance trying to deflect with awkward, fake laughs. It's going to be Ted Cruz-level pathetic.
  3. Yep. That. Is. Winning.
  4. I hear this every time something like this happens, and yet the departments end up admitting that policy had been violated and settling with the victim. Weird.
  5. Lots of blame to go around here. Sadly, most of it will be given to the cop that forgot to turn off his body camera.
  6. Well, when 7 people died from tainted Tylenol, they started putting foil over the opening and tamper-proof lids.
  7. Evangelical Response (no, really):
  8. When the guy that should be running for the office is campaigning for the guy that is.
  9. Not an aggie. She travels to college games for the Le Betard show. Does a college football podcast with another young lady. What Shultz said.
  10. He really is the annoying kid who thinks he can argue his way into being likable. Yes, Ted, we know that your presence really doesn't affect game outcomes... you're so despicable it's fun to blame these losses on you.
  11. Heavy on the mockery here...
  12. So does Texas. They just do it in the most inefficient possible way. Oh, and they keep giving standardized tests to the vocational kids.
  13. Educators: "Finland has a fantastic education system and typically outperforms American students." Texas: "Really? What do they do differently?" Educators: "Well, one thing they don't do is place an emphasis on testing. Oh, and they also don't allow for-profit education." Texas: "Oh, well fuck that."
  14. I spend around $500 a year for subscriptions to online resources alone. Websites like Blooket and Gimkit that let me turn my questions into online computer games. Hate it if you want, but these kids have never not had a screen in their hands, and this is a way to increase engagement. Anyway, that's $500 plus everything else I buy that goes into making a classroom run. So yeah, $1300 out-of-pocket doesn't sound too far-fetched. At least I get a $250 tax deduction. And the $100 department allotment.
  15. Never meet your heroes... the only time Greg Swindell is anyone's hero is when they need an obscure name for immaculate grid.
  16. I wouldn't go that far.
  17. Fuck you. I was a band nerd and I'm quite gruntled, thank you very much.
  18. I bet Satan has some awesome stories to tell.
  19. I'd throw the Thanksgiving turkey across the dining room.
  20. Seat 10, I guess. I can fart on Graham and kick the back of Greene's seat.
  21. Dammit. Just when I think I've got things figured out, or at least mostly figured out, I read something that should have been obvious, but I would never have considered if left to my own devices. Thank you.
  22. Their makeup choices make them look like the villians in a John Waters movie.
  23. This is just one more reminder of how much power we've given to compete idiots. It's not just that one dipshit manager who worked at Subway.
  24. I'm wondering why a grown man with an ounce of dignity would want to come back.
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