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High Plains Drifter

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  1. The wife, daughter, and I had to have a come to Jesus talk about where the GODDAMN CEILING FAN REMOTE GOES.
  2. I read somewhere that the woman had a key and was trying to unlock the door, not knocking. Whatever, still murder imo.
  3. which one is giving up a kidney?
  4. I'm going to go ahead and like this post.
  5. When the pumpkin drops, the bullshit stops.
  6. No way dOTard said that. Its too coherent.
  7. Fake peace prizes to go with fake everything else. New Jersey governor-elect (D) was bragging on NPR that NJ will host the FIFA championship game.
  8. Iunderstoodthatreference.gif
  9. voted no on all of them. Not voting for anything that comes out of our lege. Fuck em all.
  10. This stupid motherfucker actually thinks that means none of this is his fault.
  11. Sounds like you need some CLE
  12. gonna need to map out my piss on graves tour.
  13. Depends. DId you honk and wave?
  14. Pretty sure I've told this story on here or there, but I guess it works here.. My wife had the following conversation with my at-the-time very young daughter: Daughter: Mommy, what's my other mommy's name?" Wife: What are you talking about, I'm your only mommy." Da: No I have another mommy. I only see her when you and daddy are asleep. She has long black hair (wife is blonde), and wears a long black dress. I just can't remember her name.
  15. What's the o/u on when DOtaRD gives this POS a medal?
  16. They literally elected that dipshit
  17. The only thing worse than windmill cancer is aquatic windmill cancer
  18. pucker factor extreme
  19. MIL colder than the Bud Light in Steelshank's garage fridge.
  20. missing a tat and a couple of facial piercings
  21. Can of Pabst in the foreground really makes the pic. Brings back memories. "High Plains, change the channel. And light me a cigarette while you're up."
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