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High Plains Drifter

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  1. I agree 100% but wouldn't it be nice if she said "See, even a pro-torture POS like Alberto Gonzalez and a war criminal who should be tried at the Hague Dick Cheney thinks doTarD is unfit." edit; but with better grammar
  2. She (Kaitlyn Collins (sp?) should have said "When you compare Trump to Hitler and heroin, then do a complete about face and join his ticket, you lose all credibility. You claim people are calling your office and saying migrants are eating their pets. If you want me to believe that, you need to play tapes of those calls. Because you have zero credibility. And no, its not the media's job to spread ridiculous, racist, horrible "joke memes" that have no basis in reality. Its not your job either."
  3. I had a roommate whose family had a ski boat on canyon lake. We would get up at 4 or 5 am, drive down to the lake, launch the boat, put on wet suits if it was winter, and ski for a few hours before classes. Sorry if any of y'all were trying to fish.
  4. I never really understood how he went from being a barbarian conqueror/warlord to some sort of snake god.
  5. I blame ESPN for anything bad that happens in my life, because there is a greater than 50% chance that it was ESPN's fault. Because that is how bad of a shitpile network they are.
  6. Eagles fans need to be in the conversation.
  7. That dog has no idea what's coming.
  8. Why does every text, no matter how innocuous, unimportant, random, or irrelevant to my, my wife's, or my daughter's daily existence require a response?
  9. It wasn't staged, but the bullet did not hit his ear, as he claims. Either the blood was due to an injury sustained when he was tackled by SS, or a piece of shrapnel or something hit the side of his head. Of course the shitbag lies about it, and wears an ear diaper to make the injury seem worse than it really was.
  10. A few weeks ago my high school freshman daughter asked me if I had ever heard of a band called Metallica. I said why yes I have, why do you ask? Apparently the high school band (she plays snare drum) will be performing Master of Puppets during Friday Night Lights later in the season. Btw, I saw Metallica open for Raven in Austin on the Kill Em All Tour. 1983 or 84 (junior or senior year in HS). I think it was at the Backroom on Riverside? not sure about that, but I did see a lot of shows at that dump.
  11. "but you're ok with shitting the bed?" works too.
  12. Getting ready to head out to some Friday Night Lights: FIGHT!!!
  13. yeah, he telegraphed that punch from a mile away. Fat dumbass was too fat and dumb to see what was coming.
  14. Black Brown Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Violet Grey White Gold Silver None Damn you Bonzo. Also, you forgot "Get Shitfaced Now"
  15. lol World Star! World Star! Remember folks, these are the people talking that civil war shit. edit to add: On a closer rewatch I see it was started by women talking shit.
  16. There is also the possibility that he (or his wife) was the "Cookie Mom or Dad" who accepts delivery of all the cookies for the entire troop, then distributes to all the individual sellers. Then has the job of collecting all the money and sending it all up to the next level. In that case, we are talking thousands and thousands of boxes. Tens of thousands of dollars. edit to add: I'm not trying to defend the guy. He is a dumbass who either deliberately stole or came up short 3K because he cant keep his shit together. Evil or Dumb or some of both.
  17. Tell me you've never had a daughter in girl scouts without having a daughter in girl scouts. As a seller, you pick up your cookies, sell them, and then turn in the money. Given that a box is now 5 bucks, three large is only 600 boxes, which is not an unusually large number of boxes. This guy either ate all the boxes himself, or they were sold and he kept the money. Or some of both. Then was a dick about it. Years ago, I told my daughter she had to keep track of all the money, thinking it would be a good learning experience. Instead it was a shitshow (my fault on that one), so like an adult I paid the missing shortage out of my own pocket. edit to add: DoTARd says "This guy stole three thousand from the girl scouts? Sad. I stole millions from kids with cancer, a lot of people are saying that is the lowest of the low, none lower, believe me."
  18. Victims who were paid hundreds of thousands of dollars. How much were you victimized Lil Marco?
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