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High Plains Drifter

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  1. Whataburger probably fucked up his order. And HE IS PISSED.
  2. Its not really saving any money when you just liquid shit out the calories before they can be absorbed.
  3. This explains a few things to us olds who suffered through the Akers years.
  4. Since we are being honest and all, since when has DOTarD cared about personal life issues? Are you really surprised Tim Scott got the cold shoulder? Be honest now.
  5. Interesting that your spell check didn't catch that.
  6. Calling bullshit on that. Sounds like something you pulled out your ass.
  7. I wouldn't say it was my favorite movie, but that fight at the end of Lethal Weapon between Riggs and Gary Busey's character was stupid.
  8. Looking in the pizza box for a slice is the cherry on that sundae
  9. We're going to have to put door gunners on planes departing Dallas aren't we?
  10. At my daugther's school they are having a food drive. Every week, she has to set aside 10% of her allowance for charity. She gets to pick the charity to donate to after the money has added up to a sizable donation. She decided to buy food for the food drive. We went to Dollar General thinking the money would go farther. They had plenty of hot pockets and shit, but no actual canned vegetable or canned tuna. Plenty of chefboyardee, but no plain pasta or pasta sauce. People shopping for food at the Dollar Store maybe buying cheap food*, but its shit food. *Or maybe its not cheap, I have no idea how much a hot pocket goes for at HEB vs Dollar Store.
  11. Critters are digging the heat released by the decaying organic matter. Or at least they were.
  12. I see what you
  13. Begin with the late Romans, including Boethius, of course. Then you should dip rather extensively into early Medieval. You may skip the Renaissance and the Enlightenment. That is mostly dangerous propaganda. Now that I think of it, you had better skip the Romantics and the Victorians, too. For the contemporary period, you should study some selected comic books. I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also.
  14. Do you ever just sit in the bottom of the hole, crack a cold one, and just chill out?
  15. lol. Only thing worse than Mc is cold Mc. Richest man in the world and a Kennedy are both too spineless to say "Nah, I'm not going to eat that shit." Does that airplane not have a galley and stewards?
  16. True story: When we lived in the RGV (Hidalgo County), my wife defended a dude who was getting evicted from his trailer park (Think "Trailer Park Boys" but in the RGV). When he moved in something like 20 years ago every tenant was Hispanic. Over the years, and through a couple of different owners, the park went to 100% gringo (except for my wife's client), most who were winter Texans from places like Wisconsin or where ever. Management claimed that he was being evicted because he didn't cut the grass on his lot. He claimed he was being evicted because he was the "last Mexican"(his words, not mine). Eventually they went to trial. The out of town, white owners hired some big shot lawyer from Houston. He met with my wife, to try to avoid trail. She refused to give in, and he told her she was about to find out what a "real" attorney could do to a "little lady" like her. I guess he didn't know she graduated top of her class from UT Law, and has a 2-0 record arguing cases in front of the Texas Supreme Court and a 1-0 record in front of the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals. In addition an amicus brief she filed in a SCOTUS case was quoted in the final ruling. So on the day of the trial, the (Hispanic, female) judge was late. Finally, trial started, and my wife asked her client on the stand if he ever heard management use any racial slurs. He said yes. She asked when. He said "Just this morning, while we were waiting for the judge, somebody said 'I guess this court runs on Mexican time.'" The judge stopped the court and asked the defendant to point out exactly who had said that. The defendant said "He (pointing to plaintiff's attorney) said it to him (pointing to the plaintiff- the park manager)." Anyway, my wife won the trial, and got attorney's fees, when she pointed out the lease, signed by the park manager, clearly stated that management was responsible for maintaining, including cutting, the grass on the tenants' lots. To bring this all back to the recent theme of the thread, the trailer park was a nudist trailer park. Inhabited by winter Texans. And at last count, one elderly Mexican.
  17. Can somebody explain what this meme means to me? Assume that I have the intelligence of your nerdy, 12 year old nephew:
  18. Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure? "If I had thumbs, I'd give this movie the finger." - Moby Dick Flipping around last night, I caught about the last 3/4 ths of Lethal Weapon. Movie holds up well. Danny Glover steals the show. Now I want to rewatch Predator 2. Lethal Weapon 2 was on after. Doesn't hold up. Couldn't make it through the first chase scene.
  19. Fuck that. Been done. Didn't work. I say let them get their faces eaten, then laugh in their bloody faces. If they want to keep voting for the leopards, fuck em. I'm not spending another quantum of effort on the stupids anymore. I'm done with them. Fuck em.
  20. That may all be true, but is it not also true for young women?
  21. I'm dotard and Stephen Miller will get right on that.
  22. Harris is losing Pennsylvania
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