High Plains Drifter

God that fucking gong. Every game I would swear up and down that I would never go to Taco Bell ever again. Then without fail, 3am that night, stumbling home, I would cave. Every fucking time I would cave and get an 89 cent bean burrito (or two) to soak up the booze in my stomach. Every. Single. Time.

If I wanted to hear a "DJ", I'll go to a club. If I want to go to a football game, I guess I'll go to Friday Night Lights. At least until HS football has DJs and Jumbotrons. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go write some checks and read my newspaper.

From a undisclosed location In a hidden cave on the wrong side of the Rio Grande FIGHT!!!!

Little of Column A, little of Column B

Get rid of DJ DipShit and you'll have my interest. Mute the Jumbotron and you have my attention. Seriously, the only sounds I want to hear are: Crowd roars. Whistle blows play dead. PA announcer: Pass by ________ caught by ________ for ____ yards. Tackled by ___________. ______ down and __________. Band plays. During timeouts I'll allow PA announcements about how badly OU or Piggie or Aggy is getting stomped. That fucking DJ needs to DIAF get gored and trampled. Fuck him.

I think they mostly or at least partially would if they could program their chargers or cars to only charge when demand was low. Make it an incentive by billing the customer at a lower rate for electricity used during off peak times. You could have the same sort of thing at charging stations, "surge charging pricing" or whatever. If only we had the technology for such a wild concept...

a what?

Instead of fact checking, just have the moderators cut off his mike and say "I'm sorry, there is no evidence of the 2020 election being stolen (or whatever the lie is). This debate is not a forum to spread lies and disinformation. Lets go on to the next question." or "I'm sorry, you are not answering the question. Let's move on." Of course the p of that happening is less than @Brisketexan scoring with Sela Ward and Sofia Vergara at the same time.

Google has become essentially worthless for searching for anything. Unless you want to buy some worthless shit off amazon of course. Earlier, I was editing a paper, and I did a quick google search to just fact check, and the first page was all AI crap that had errors in it, followed by pages of paid listing, then page after page of crap that when I clicked on it required me to sign up or create an account. Fuck, I just wanted to check and see if I am correctly remembering something that any chem undergrad would know. It really would have been quicker to just pull a 20 yr old chemistry text off the shelf and look it up the old fashioned way, which is what I ended up doing anyway. Wikipedia is now my homepage. Fuck you google. fuck you in your POS ass. (Remember when their corporate moto was "Don't be evil")? What a fucking joke. Yeah, I know DDG for the win, but our IT guy forbids anything but google shite on work computers. I did have DDG on my work laptop for awhile, but they took it off and took away administrator privileges, so I can't install anything without their permission. Also, I went on a google killing spree on my android. Deleted all google apps, and disabled the ones I couldn't delete. Now google play sends me alerts every couple of hours that various apps, (including the fucking clock lol) won't work correctly if google play is disabled. Fuck you google, the clock on my phone works just fucking fine without you. So does wi-fi, so does DDG, so does texting. I really hope some terrorists melt down google's servers. After the dust clears and civilization is rebuilt, we will all be better off for it.

or pepper spray

Ahh, that annual tradition in the Drifter household- clearing out my DVR of all the games from last year I never watched and then starting to fill it back up.

I get that accidents happen, but any moron dumb enough to touch something that looks like that deserves to feel pain like burning fire for three hours.

Careful, or Deion won't talk to you anymore. Media whore gets pissy when the media doesn't suck his dick.

If true, then why do we never hear of the 80% turning in or reporting on the 20%? Instead its always a cell phone camera or maybe a reporter calling them out.

Cancel Culture!!

Also, no red flag tied to the end. Somebody gonna get decapitated when they misjudge the distance while stopping behind that dipshit.

Anybody who is not a fat tub of shit could beat him if the players had to walk the course instead of driving their golf carts right onto the greens and tee boxes because he would stroke out on or before the first par 5. edti: I really wish just once before he finally dies somebody would just laugh in his face and say "Do you actually believe the bullshit you are spewing right now?"

lol. At first I thought maybe the map was rotated. I had to actually check to make sure it was oriented correctly.

Wait, did the crap just slide out the back, or did the tail gate actually collapse?

If that bus had been a F350 with a deer slayer on the front, that dude would be dead.

TIL that Maine has a football team (and a college).

well shit, its a slow day at work. <cracks knuckles>

Like this would ever happen.

@immamac move post/thread if you want.

Are they going to "take some of the thunder" or "steal some of the thunder" from Tesla?