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  1. High Plains Drifter
    Absolutely worthless human garbage. (Couldn't find another Houthi thread.)
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    Is that a deliberate typo or a Freudian one?
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    Says the guy (Tom Cotton) who is on a government health plan. And a damn good one, at that. Fucking hypocrite. Edit: As a government employee, Pearl is probably also on a government health plan.
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    Lol at Clarence in the back. Also, before I pick seat #9, can I assume Large Marge will keep her shoes on?
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    "Something is seriously wrong." Uh huh. Keep going, you almost got it. You're sooooo close.
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    Dirty Sixth. Start at I-35 and stroll west.
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    I was looking at that picture and shaking my head. Then I scrolled down and saw the shoes. Funniest thing about that gag is the shirt he's wearing.
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    So Harris has got this correct? Can I relax now?
  9. High Plains Drifter
    pass the pos rep on to your fellow gun forum poster.
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    High Plains Drifter replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz

    I realize I'm a month too late, but booze can take the edge off a trip.
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    How much does each traitor have to pay to get "tribute"?
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    Yesterday as I was getting into the truck to drive home from work, I see wife's fob for her car in the back floorboard of my truck. When I got home I handed it to her saying only "I found your fob." I didn't ask how the hell it ended up in the back floorboard of my truck, which she hasn't driven in weeks, and she drove her car the day before. Or why it wasn't on her keychain. She asks where I found it. I say the floorboard of my truck. She starts to explain, and I just say "It doesn't matter."
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    Idoits killed a skunk last night. After rolling around in it for a while, they brought it up on the porch. They were so proud. Bon Bon the terrier mix wanted to play tug of war with it. She didn't understand why I didn't want to play with them, since she loves tug of war with me (Jack the black lab mix doesn't do the tug of war thing). Nor did they understand why they had to sleep outside last night. Nor will they understand why they are getting a bath when I get home.
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    Huh, what, oh yeah judge getting sued, fine, whatever. Now tell me more about that reporter.
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    If that was the team responsible for the twitter loan, they should have all been fired.
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    Anybody who was violent on the grounds of or entered the capital that day should spend the rest of their traitorous lives in prison. Anybody who entered the capital with a weapon, even an improvised weapon, handcuffs, body armor, mace, combat helmet, or any other military gear should get the death penalty.
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    Sean Penn would have been great as Butch.
  18. High Plains Drifter
    Would you choose the shark or electrocution?
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    Friend's wife huh? I'm calling bullshit. No way that hag has any friends.
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    Why would somebody need to register at a booth outside DPS? I don't know Ken, lets think about that for a minute: Option 1: Stand in a long line for more than an hour, miss work, talk to a rude asshole, AFTER having to get an appointment days in advance on a glitchy website because you ratfucks have destroyed any sort of civil service that anybody in any other functioning state or country would take for granted; or Option 2: talk to the hippie or mom manning the table outside. Quick, easy, pleasant. It really is a mystery, you POS ratfuck.
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    This is how I recycle at least a little water. I put a five gallon bucket under the spigot in the bath tub/shower, where nobody ever takes a bath. All the water that is wasted while you wait for the water to get hot goes into the bucket. After three of us (me, wife, daughter) or maybe less if someone showers upstairs, the bucket has maybe three gallons in it. I take that water outside and pour it on one of my fruit trees. Every day a different tree. Sure, maybe a little soap/shampoo/whateverthefuckmydaughterputsonherhair gets in the bucket, but I don't think the fruit trees care. Might even make my peaches taste better, who knows.
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    Beating DoTArd like an orange step child is the only policy that matters right now.
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    Isn't "Stolen Valor" against the law? Aren't people sometimes prosecuted for that shit? Or do you actually have to gain something of tangible valor for it to be illegal? @surlylawdogs
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    Even is she prevails in the electoral college without georgia, Harris needs to be suing the fuck out of those cocksuckers. And pressing federal charges. This is in addition to the mob that should storm the capital, of course.
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    A-Rabs invented algebra?

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