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High Plains Drifter

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  1. Pretty sure I've told this story on here or there, but I guess it works here.. My wife had the following conversation with my at-the-time very young daughter: Daughter: Mommy, what's my other mommy's name?" Wife: What are you talking about, I'm your only mommy." Da: No I have another mommy. I only see her when you and daddy are asleep. She has long black hair (wife is blonde), and wears a long black dress. I just can't remember her name.
  2. What's the o/u on when DOtaRD gives this POS a medal?
  3. They literally elected that dipshit
  4. The only thing worse than windmill cancer is aquatic windmill cancer
  5. pucker factor extreme
  6. MIL colder than the Bud Light in Steelshank's garage fridge.
  7. missing a tat and a couple of facial piercings
  8. Can of Pabst in the foreground really makes the pic. Brings back memories. "High Plains, change the channel. And light me a cigarette while you're up."
  9. "I thought you were working traffic today?" "Let'em block the box"
  10. yeah, I'd would have immediately deleted
  11. I have no idea how common it is, but my wife bills her criminal cases, up to and including murder, by the hour. Some are court appointed, most are not. Well, I guess she sometimes charges a flat rate for first time DWI's and trucker speeding tickets and such, if the clients are of, shall we say, more limited means. Regarding bail: I think she basically agrees with you. She is currently representing a man accused of murder. Based on the specific facts of the case which I'm not going to go into, he presents a zero risk to the community, and a very very small risk of flight. Someone sitting in jail is losing their job and perhaps losing their house, their kids aren't getting to school on time if at all, their elderly parents aren't getting taken care of, etc etc etc.
  12. all percentages should be decimals anyway. Examples: I gave 1.1 but still fell short.
  13. You just beat up an innocent man. Innocent? Innocent of what?
  14. I mean it is sausage
  15. dude what's wrong with your thumb?
  16. Daughter had her regional cross country meet (District champs two years running) yesterday. The team placed 5th out of 25ish teams. Top four advance to the state meet, so they missed out on that. After the meet, she was bawling her eyes out because two members of the fourth team finished just ahead of her. I tried to explain how the scoring works and that if she had passed them, it wouldn't have changed the results in the final tally. I know, its not about facts and logic. I also hugged her and said I was proud of her (she PRed). Still full of drama and angst this morning. However... 36 hours later, she's over it. On the way home earlier she told me her plan to win homecoming queen her senior year (she a soph this year): Make friends with all the freshman at the beginning of year, instead of ignoring them for two months and then trying to get their vote the week of homecoming.
  17. As someone who is going to be crawling around on scaffolding in the coming weeks, this is concerning
  18. "trade contracts on the outcome of events in finance, culture, and entertainment." I thought this was what stock markets are for
  19. you go first
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