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High Plains Drifter

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  1. This stupid motherfucker actually thinks that means none of this is his fault.
  2. Sounds like you need some CLE
  3. gonna need to map out my piss on graves tour.
  4. Depends. DId you honk and wave?
  5. Pretty sure I've told this story on here or there, but I guess it works here.. My wife had the following conversation with my at-the-time very young daughter: Daughter: Mommy, what's my other mommy's name?" Wife: What are you talking about, I'm your only mommy." Da: No I have another mommy. I only see her when you and daddy are asleep. She has long black hair (wife is blonde), and wears a long black dress. I just can't remember her name.
  6. What's the o/u on when DOtaRD gives this POS a medal?
  7. They literally elected that dipshit
  8. The only thing worse than windmill cancer is aquatic windmill cancer
  9. pucker factor extreme
  10. MIL colder than the Bud Light in Steelshank's garage fridge.
  11. missing a tat and a couple of facial piercings
  12. Can of Pabst in the foreground really makes the pic. Brings back memories. "High Plains, change the channel. And light me a cigarette while you're up."
  13. "I thought you were working traffic today?" "Let'em block the box"
  14. yeah, I'd would have immediately deleted
  15. I have no idea how common it is, but my wife bills her criminal cases, up to and including murder, by the hour. Some are court appointed, most are not. Well, I guess she sometimes charges a flat rate for first time DWI's and trucker speeding tickets and such, if the clients are of, shall we say, more limited means. Regarding bail: I think she basically agrees with you. She is currently representing a man accused of murder. Based on the specific facts of the case which I'm not going to go into, he presents a zero risk to the community, and a very very small risk of flight. Someone sitting in jail is losing their job and perhaps losing their house, their kids aren't getting to school on time if at all, their elderly parents aren't getting taken care of, etc etc etc.
  16. all percentages should be decimals anyway. Examples: I gave 1.1 but still fell short.
  17. You just beat up an innocent man. Innocent? Innocent of what?
  18. I mean it is sausage
  19. dude what's wrong with your thumb?
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