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High Plains Drifter

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  1. If you are that hung up on kids running wild, start a thread bro. Then it wasn't a service animal. It was a fake service animal, bigger epidemic than fake cancer. You joke but.. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/10/20/pets-allowed https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/10/20/pets-allowed This writer got away with taking a turtle to fancy restaurant, a llama into a bodega, and a pig on a plane. All by claiming they were "support animals" by getting a bullshit certificate from some shady online "psychologists".
  2. We have a pool and a pond. Pond would be better for you.
  3. My God, AI might save us all. Did not see that one coming, simulation.
  4. Can I pay in installments?
  5. Anti-shark cage? You go inside the cage? Cage goes in the water? You go in the water? Sharks in the water? Our shark? Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies... Do you even chemistry bro?
  6. Back in grad school, I was collaborating with a post doc at a&m and had to drive to their campus in a UT vehicle. One of those white trucks with orange UT decals on it that you see all over campus. As I drove through their campus, I got whooped at, horns down-ed, or gigged hundreds of times. A post doc fresh off the boat from India was with me. He was like what is going on? I just shrugged and said I can't explain it and you wouldn't understand anyway, best you can do is sit back and laugh at them.
  7. IF I were on texags I would respond: Lol not reading all that. Happy for you though, or sorry that happened.
  8. Don't those two words mean the same thing in chinese?
  9. Whenever the leaf blower was invented was the beginning of the dismal tide.
  10. I wonder if the slaves considered themselves friends with Elmo.
  11. You need the geese police: https://geesepoliceinc.com/
  12. I don't browse Horned Frog Blitz, but I hope that guy might feel more at home on Texags.
  13. The sugar in girl scout cookies has killed a lot more people than the heavy metals in girl scout cookies.
  14. whatever. I still enjoyed seeing that idiot almost get his face suckered off and drown.
  15. Just when I think you can't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this, and totally redeem yourself!
  16. Look at the third scale on the ventral side of its body. If it bites you and you die before you can get help, its probably an African Death Adder. If you don't die, its probably what we call a "cute little brown snake"
  17. I say cold snake is liking the warm cement.
  18. This is now my revised guess on how American Civil War II starts. Insane dOTarD orders military to invade Canada. Some units refuse. Some states refuse to send their national guardsmen. More insane shit from ThE DOAtard. Voila- Civil War II. Original guess was doTard was convicted of some federal crime, Florida refuses to extradite him, Biden or Harris sends in US marshals to arrest him, florida state troopers fire on US marshals, etc etc etc.
  19. Cool story bro: I was on the TCU campus one day 10 or so years ago, and there was something going on at the stadium. It was free to go in, so I did, and they were filming that movie. I got to sit in the stands, so maybe I'm an extra in the stands somewhere. I had to sign a release before they would let me in. It was cool to watch how they filmed the football scenes. But it was also hot as hell, so I didn't stay long.
  20. This is me. I'll read or watch TV on the sofa until I can get to sleep. What I don't tell her is that once I'm asleep, I often sleep better on the sofa.
  21. Do those cameras flash when they take pics in the dark (looks like in the pics posted above). What about infrared cameras? Do they flash? How does infrared compare to normal light?
  22. Might be because they don't want the interior to get hot with the AC off for five minutes. But I think a lot of those idiots think its better for the engine to leave it running than to turn it off and back on. Gramppaw probably told them that when they were 15. I don't know too much about diesel engines, but way back in the day that might have been true for gasoline engines. Not anymore. Now it just wastes gas.
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