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High Plains Drifter

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  1. Off the top of my head, I made of list of Elmo pros and cons: Space X- Current leader in the private space industry, but only with massive government investment (some might call that "welfare"), but continuous, repeated environmental violations. Boca Chica, Port Isabel, South Padre Island, and the southern Laguna Madre will be a giant superfund site long before Space X lands somebody on the Moon, much less Mars. Goodbye fishing, goodbye best birding in the US, goodbye best beaches in Texas. Given us a rocket that can be reused (although maybe we should wait until its successfully relaunched before we start sucking Elmo dick), looks cool on video when it lands. Tesla- Started out well, turned to complete shit. See cyber suck, FDS, human controlled robots serving drinks (lol wut?). Boring company- Complete joke from the start, hasn't done anything. Of course Aggy goes full aggy and hires them to bore a tunnel.... somewhere. Neuralink- not even sure what the fuck that is, other than a money hole. Starlink- being actively used by Russian invaders. Bringing internet to remote areas? Is it reliable, affordable, I don't know. Does it do what it was supposed to do, such as provide high speed internet to a moving vehicle? Adds to the low Earth orbit landfill (space fill?). Twitter- lol, not going to bother. Add in safety violations at various factories, accident rates way higher than any industry average, union busting, more ignoring of environmental regulations. Keeps talking shit about saving humanity by colonizing mars, which is a fucking joke that a smart 9 year old knows is bullshit. If he really was concerned about humanity, he would use his fortune and alleged smarts to reverse global warming. He's a wannabe fascist. He openly promotes conspiracy theories that undermine democracy and endangers marginalized communities. He's also a complete dipshit, horrible father to X kids from Y baby mommas, an illegal immigrant, lies lies lies, over promises and underdelivers, and is just an all around terrible person. Extremely punchable face, wears cowboy hat backwards in an attempt to look Texan (black felt in summer in S. Texas), sports a disgusting half ass beard, smells his own farts. Last and maybe worst (depends on your world view I guess), he's a billionaire. Billionaires should not exist in a functioning democracy. When they do occasionally show up like a turd washing up on a public beach, they should be immediately sterilized and disposed of/ taxed out of existence, and viewed as a symptom of a fucked up sewer system/ failing democracy, not something to be celebrated and idolized. Did I miss any? Also, sorry for bad grammar.
  2. This is my not that shocked face.
  3. Raisins in potato salad? OK, now you're just making shit up.
  4. The solution is more, smaller, regional conferences. Our Football Supreme Ruler ESPN would never allow that however.
  5. I blame the History Channel.
  6. Allred voted for it. Hugely bipartisan. Assuming the bill actually exists.
  7. The R's had a meltdown, and the media reported on the meltdown. If kamala or the D's had a meltdown over the use of "retard", the media would report on that. If no D's have a meltdown, why should the media?
  8. is a gotdamn classic. I can remember as a little kid thinking that dog party up in the tree looked awesome.
  9. My daughter loved those pigeon books when she was little.
  10. Posted some time back that my freshman daughter made the varsity cross country team. They won district, she was the 5th finisher on the team. For those that don't know, a varsity cross country team is 7 runners, but only the first five are scored. Regionals in a week.
  11. Should have had the 5 year old wear it. Would've been 10 ft deep in hoes.
  12. Ol' JD is The Derel? It checks out.
  13. The average moron (and to be clear, all of here at Surly are above average morons) who is completely tuned out of politics or news in general, doesn't realize The doTArD is senile because they don't see endless clips of his senility from twitter or tik tok like we do. And in the brief glimpses they do see, he seems vigorous, or at least more vigorous than Biden. If you watch them speak with the sound off, The DOTarD looks like he is in better health. Different worlds, different realities.
  14. OK. Fuck if I know, you assholes are the political junkies. But I'm pretty sure NPR isn't just making shit up.
  15. Is that her schoolgirl uniform?
  16. While amusing and fun to laugh at, doTARd's failure to speak coherently isn't changing anybody's mind. I just heard a story on NPR yesterday (I think it was yesterday) that said she is not doing well with black males under 50.
  17. He is sucking up to Putin because he wants to build DoTARd ToWERs in Moscow.
  18. So, Stros, electrocution or shark?
  19. Sir, this is a Wendy's the unpopular opinions thread. Popular opinions thread doesn't exist, as far as I know.
  20. Best Batman villain was Danny Devito as The Penguin.
  21. In this day of outright lies, I long for the days of mere bias.
  22. The most pos repped post on surly in the history of pos rep.
  23. When I was a kid, a lego set was just a bunch of bricks of various sizes, shapes, colors. Build whatever. Instructions? SMDH. Those hands appear to be growing at 100 miles a minute.
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