High Plains Drifter

probably disgruntled cyber suck owners

They're practicing for when they decide to start catapulting sharks onto cruise ships.

"working" american pit terriers, meaning bred for fighting.

we need a vomit emoji

Got my halloween costume all ready to go: + +

absolute immunity! Also, at least maybe now some of the magas and civil war idiots will realize they are not the only ones with guns

Fuck these images of him with his defiant fist in the air will be the final nail in Biden's coffin.

well it must be true then

also a lot leaner in Cali, based on my infrequent but periodic observations at SPI vs Santa Monica.

I agree, except for the following slight edit:

smdh. Democrats need to get their shit together.

I was a lifeguard at Barton Springs for years. When we would clean the pool, instead of schlepping the water hoses from the storage room all the way around the pool to the other side, we would just swim them across. After hosing off the decks, we would roll the hoses back up without draining them and tell the new guy (whoever that was) to swim them back across. New guy would jump in with 30 or 40 feet of water hose curled up, and the hose would promptly sink to the bottom of the pool. Turns out water hose float pretty well when they are empty, but sink like very long, tangly rocks when full of water. edit to add more lifeguard shenanigans: When we would train with the backboard, if any new guy was the victim, once he was secured to the backboard, lifted out of the water, and placed on the deck, we would all stand over them and wring out our wet bathing suits onto their face.

fixy for me

She doesn't know any black people. you forgot c) has bigger hands

This summer when we were leaving France going to GB on the chunnel train, there were two lines at the passport control: one for EU citizens, one for everybody else. Some idiot from Great Britain gets in the EU line, then throws a hissy when he finally gets to the front and is told he is in the wrong line and will have to wait in line again in the correct, non-EU line. Customs guy says real loud "Hey you voted for Brexit, not me" Everybody in both lines laughed at his dumb ass.

I'm guessing asshole baby

Am I the only one that doesn't know what a gayper is? And no, I'm not goggling that shit at work.

https://www.newswest9.com/article/news/local/firefighters-battle-the-large-structure-fire-in-the-downtown-alpine-area/513-9136284a-938e-43ea-8766-57a939679709 ALPINE, Texas — According to the Brewster County Sheriff's Office Facebook page, the Alpine firefighters battled a large structure fire located in the downtown Alpine area on Sunday, May 26. The fire was contained this evening to the already damaged structures and is not spreading. The Alpine Volunteer Fire Department was assisted by firefighters from Marathon, Marfa, Fort Davis and various fire crews from the Forest Service. It was reported that one firefighter was transported to Big Bend Regional Medical Center for treatment. It is advised for the public to continue to avoid the downtown area as the fire crews continue to work. NewsWest 9 will continue to update this story when more information becomes available. Don't we have a few surly-ites in the area?

stupid shit husbands do thread is not here. You should maybe start it with this post.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/two-hours-mocking-arizonas-attorney-general-rudy-giuliani-served-birth-rcna152905 The simulation is developing a sense of humor

Its a musk sock